Hi I am available and if anybody needs cuddling
I am an enthusiast, not a professional cuddler. It is a "no fee involved" thing. So, why wait. Read my profile and drop a line.
Just a heads up, boss, you might want to examine your username, it runs the risk of looking a little alt-right. I'm sure it's your name, but if you're on the level, I don't want somebody to report you.
Yeah, I first read it as "Aryan" rather than "A. Ryan." Clicked through to his profile to see what he looked like. No help there. Still not sure how it's supposed to read.
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