Awwww @katota I want to come to visit!!! 🧡🧡🧡
I’ll even bring YOU some snacks!
Lol! 😁
@sillysassy Well come on then, bring snacks if you want.. Of course you don't have to! 😁😆
I was able to go in a ghost tour in Savannah this weekend, in a hearse, it was great.
I was Lady Glitter Sparkles this weekend!
Watching Hocus Pocus
Day 1 of my Halloween Hug-or-Treat Week!🎃👻🍬
Today's costume: Monday Blues 💙🌧️
Also, Happy National Black Cat Day! - from Jasper, Jinx, and Jax 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
Day 2's theme: Identity Crisis
At my old job I used to work at for a long time, we were't allowed to say Halloween because it could be offensive to certain groups who don't celebrate it. We had to say "fall festival" which i thought was dumb.
Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
She's a goblin!
I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...
You scared me stiff!
He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
You have less guilt the next morning.
IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Love this wildly weird & insane Japanese classic
@CaptainChaos 🤣🤣🤣
This years Halloween feast...Sorta! 😆🎃😜🎃
Dagnabbit, I forgot to set out my pitcher of Dracula's Blood. 🩸👅
Lol. I know how that sounds...😆😆😆
A classic.
https://www.reshareworthy.com/grannie-reverse-trick-or-treating/
I was driving around the neighborhood (while getting stuck in wild traffic) and I noticed that there was a lot more teenagers and adults dressed up and going trick or treating than there were kids. Interesting considering when I was growing up you got made fun of if you were trick or treating once you turned 13