Cow cuddling

I can't imagine wanting to do this and not being a vegan....

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  • I love animals but I can't imagine this would smell pleasant. The dairy farms that I pass when heading out of town stink horribly. I think I will pass & stick to humans. ๐Ÿ˜œ

  • @MTex Cuddlers have the same complaint about people

  • hi, i love this !! how can i be a cow cuddler?

  • @dave31415 Yes, very true! ๐Ÿคข

  • Cows chewing their cud is called rumination.

  • Cow cuddling actually totally is a thing. Yeah, the smell can be something you have to adjust to if you're not used to farm animals. But they're super sweet and cuddly!

    My hometown is jokingly called "cow town" and has had cows as unofficial mascots. The university actually has programs for students to study while cuddling cows ๐Ÿ˜

  • @cuddlefaery i feel ya ! ๐Ÿ˜†

  • We had a Jersey milk cow when I was a kid. I loved her.

  • I love animals but I can't imagine this would smell pleasant.

    @MTex That's true. ๐Ÿ˜Š

    Cuddlers have the same complaint about people

    @dave31415 Ha! That's also true. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘

    Lol. Tough decision at times, but both statements are true! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Well, I would expect cows to have an unpleasant smell with it being outside and FARM LIFE and all. Lol! ๐Ÿ˜† With an E-I-E-I-OHH ring to it, but with a human...Sighs, you just don't know WHAT UNGODLY PUTRID SMELLS will happen while cuddling a human! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

    Eh, think I will go with cuddling a cow too. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿซ‚

    MOO HUGS for everyone! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜„

  • I wonder if we'll get any pro cuddlers who wear cow suits?

  • @Katota ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ you took the words right out my mouth hahaha

  • [Deleted User]WriterGF (deleted user)

    They do baby goat cuddling in my area.

  • They do baby goat cuddling in my area.

    Oh, I didnโ€™t know Tom Brady had another kid.

  • edited November 2025

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  • My boundaries definitely exclude barnyard animalsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‚

  • I need to cuddle a cow!! This is dreamy

  • Here. All the cute, none of the smell. Doesn't care if you're vegan.
    Highland Weighted Cow Stuffie

  • [Deleted User]DaveLaughs (deleted user)

    I canโ€™t believe this is a thing.

    I think I would- and true @MTex I wouldnโ€™t be able to get over the smell.

    And true @Melancholy , I mean if weโ€™re gonna go for cuddles might as well cuddle with a spoiled Wagyu cowโ€ฆand then Really swear off beef for good?

  • [Deleted User]DaveLaughs (deleted user)
    edited November 2025

    @Katota I canโ€™t imagine a human smelling worse than a cow..actually yeah I could but I definitely would not cuddle a smelly human.

    If the stench registers upon meeting the person thatโ€™s a hard no before any hugging takes place, straight up! ๐Ÿ˜