Funny message I received from a pro (what, do I smell funny??)

Jubal · July 10

Had a pro message me after she viewed my profile: "Wow, you are by far the most seasoned Cuddler I have ever seen!"

Now, I know she meant "seasoned" as in "experienced", but my mind works oddly, and my first thoughts were "how does she know what I smell like? and is Old Spice considered "seasoned", or do I have to rub paprika all over myself?"

(before anyone jumps down my throat, no, I'm not making fun of her, and yes, I got her consent to post about this)

pmvines · July 10

Perhaps she means seasonal. Tis the season for sunburn, shark attacks, swamp ass and cuddles

JustAGuy215 · July 10

Cajun Jubal? Jubal Tandoori? Maybe a bit of lemon pepper? Ask her if she has a preference!

Cjoy8 · July 10

You leave crumbs all over the blanket?

BlueIris · July 10

@Jubal Maybe you smell like Shake 'n Bake.

Katota · July 10

@Jubal 😁👍

Nature_Lover_ · July 10

@pmvines really?! lol

pmvines · July 10

@Nature_Lover_

Hey you're a fellow southerner you know how it is lol

trysdet · July 10

Aoli sauce is nice

Nifty74 · July 10

This sounds all very Aromatic!

Jeremiaaahhh · July 10

Aoli sauce is wild lol
@trysdet

lovingspoonfull · July 13

Aoli? Umm, no. If anyone ever tells you you smell like fancy mayo you need to take a shower man.

trysdet · July 13

Get down summer in the city back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

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