Cuddle bloopers and mishaps

happybearhappybear
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i was recently with a cuddler that came into NY for a meeting and she was in a AirBnB. We were cuddling for a few hours and we were changing cuddle positions and were more on one side of the bed than distributing out weight evenly and we hear a creaking sound and the bedframe gave way on one side and we were on the floor, we both were in shock for a few seconds, i smiled and looked to her and saw more panic, fear, we talked thorough the initial shock , evaluated why, and what to do ?/?
i comforted her in it could be repaired, it was very flimsy, changed to my street clothes, went to my truck, came back with a drill, screwgun, screws, drill bit and repaired it, we ordered food and laughed about it and cuddled for a other few hours. glad she was cool about it, i thought it would have ended the cuddle. have anyone else had some funny mishaps, or bloopers ?

Comments

  • HoneyBooBooHoneyBooBoo

    Wow. A marathon of cuddling. Go go guy

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    I cuddled myself until my left arm went to sleep. I was face-to-face with myself at the time. The session ended when I discovered the left arm and hand were faking it and were being inappropriate.

  • LovelightLovelight

    Wow interesting! Glad it worked out, and you all walked away alright.

  • WorthyWorthy

    @happybear you are a cool cat, that’s for sure.

  • pmvinespmvines

    Broke a sofa. Or rather the sofa was already breaking and we just hurried it along

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    @pmvines Love among the ruins!

  • [Deleted User]MissX (deleted user)

    I was cuddling a guy in one of those high beds once and stepped off to get something and fell hard. Tried to laugh it off but hurt pretty good n ended up with a nasty bruise. MissGrace ???

  • SideonSideon

    With a non-pro, he came over right after dinner at a Korean restaurant. He came in, we hugged briefly, then cuddled on the sofa, him big spoon, me little spoon. He mumbled something about being comfortable, and then his breath hit me.

    I'm not saying it was bad. I'm saying he could have knocked over a moose.

    I rolled off the sofa and immediately offered him a breath mint. He looked confused for a second, and then the lights went on, and then he looked embarrassed.

    I've never been almost-killed by a kimchi-cuddle before.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @Sideon: Oh dear. Oh no. Well, that just about reduced me to tears of hilarity. [still laughing] How awful!

  • [Deleted User]CharlesTwisted (deleted user)

    @Sideon

    That’s a sign of good kimchi.

    The better it is, the longer the range, the more stopping power, and a bit of scatter effect.

    REALLY good kimchi can change the course of history... and has!

  • happybearhappybear

    I had a cuddle to meet me at a comfort inn I was staying. I had texted her the address and discussed it with her. She said she was here and for me to open the door. I opened the door, she wasnt there. I thought she was kidding, she thought I was playing a mean joke. After communicating a little more before frustration and abandonment set in or curses fly. we figured out she was at the wrong comfort inn, 10 minutes later added she arrived a little frazzled and laughing. We laughed about it and cuddled, it was one of the best cuddles. We have cuddled at the same hotel again, I'm scared to change it up lol.

  • Bossman27703Bossman27703

    I had a cuddle and the females experiences night sweats and rapid heartbeat,scared me so much I couldn't rest thinking she might stop breathing..Please discuss any health or mental issues that you suffer with your cuddle buddy before starting any sessions

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