I feel like we need some light-hearted laughter in here. Share your favorite joke below:
What do you call a lazy, baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato ☺️?
A magician from Spain told his audience that he’d disappear at the count of three. He held up his arms in a grand gesture and counted: “Uno! Dos!” And then poof!
He disappeared without a tres.
An egg is a chickens fruit.
What do you call a dog that is a magician? A labracadabrador.
You probably know why 6 was afraid of 7... (because 7 8 9)
But do you know why 9 was afraid of 10?
Because 10 11 12!
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You know why Japanese conductors always leave from and arrive at stations right on time (practically to the second)?
It's because they're very well trained.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
"Damn!"
A priest rabbi and porn star walk into a hash bar...oh wait never mind
A guy was dating this girl and was meeting her parents at their home for dinner. At lunch he had a huge helping of beans. Parents dinner rolls around, they’re all eating and he couldn’t help but let a poof out. Their dog “Rufus” was sitting beside him. Those beans were kicking in, but when his butt let er rip, the gfs’ father yelled “Rufus!!”. He thought “ awesome, they think it’s the dog farting.” So he let another ripper out. “Rufus!!!” “That poor dog is getting all the blame, but it’s good for me” he thought. He let one big gigantic fart out and the father yelled,” Rufus!! Get outta the way before he craps on you!!!”