What do you do if neither you nor your cuddle buddy cannot host a session?
Split a room/airbnb
If neither me nor my cuddle buddy is incapable of hosting, we just flip a coin to decide who's gonna do it.
Ah, double negative raise their evil head. Grinning @DarrenWalker
Nothing wrong with a movie theatre, drive thru theatre (if they exist nearby), park/picnic, etc. Get creative.
Find a dumpster. If raccoons are already there, fighting them off can be a bonding experience.
@hogboblin wins the internet tonight
Agreed, I choked on my pasta and snorted reading that. @wrench @hogboblin But eh, I dunno about fighting them off. I much prefer sedation of the raccoons. I like to be able to lay back among the trash heap for 5 days undisturbed with my cuddle partner where we can waft in the scents of the garbage, which will inevitably mix with the pungent aroma of rotting carcass. It's much more of a wholly connective, olfactory experience. Namaste. Or, I suppose, Namastank.
I would just cuddle the masked avengers. There is a 20 percent chance that they might carry rabies, but it is totally worth the risk
There are a lot of options. Tree forts, tents, parks and cars—the ideas are practically endless.
I love the idea of tree forts! I really want to see cuddle cottages pop up too.
@pmvines Rabies? Speaking with my pets’ veterinarian about the variety of critters from the wild that have invaded the suburbs, he said that there is probably no other animal we are likely to encounter that carries more different diseases. And people think they are “cute” and insist on feeding them.
@mickcuddle Rats, mosquitoes and cockroaches have all caused far more deaths than raccoons. That point was made by my brother who has been a veterinarian for 25+ years. With that being said he does not recommend handling the little bandit. Not even the one on Guardians of the Galaxy.
im pretty sure that is a rabbit.
@oberon What?
Sorry, Thor calls Rocket a rabbit. It's funny
I like to set up a picnic at a park. Doesnt need food but a nice long picnic blanket and some comfy pillow make it perfect