Of Matthew macconaughey
And his Lincoln
Town Car limousine
With strippers galore
And stopped by
Sweaty felonious underpants
There is truth
In cheese and
Matthew Mcconaughey's underpants
Salvation for all
except Margaret Thatcher
God save her
legacy from besmirchment
A colossal sigh
alas went unheard
He smelled feces.
when he saw
A dirty diaper.
and he thought
That’s my diaper!
Suddenly he hungered
I have not
Painted giraffe horns
on my minion
Oh if only,
that made sense
we could all
Eat some cheese
And some lemonade
maybe smell tulips