Never have I ever been to a russian speaking country so I can learn the language....
Never have a ever worshipped satan while cuddling but I might...
Never have I ever desired a cuddle with anyone who sounded like Fran Drescher.
Never have I ever not ended a cuddle by booping the other person's nose and sprinting away as a preemptive defensive measure.
The Clinton line was funny. Let's do a Trump. I never grab a cuddler by the you know while cuddling
@MrCuddlenity How do you think Trump was banned from Cuddle Comfort?
Never have I ever eaten kimchi while cuddling.
@DarrenWalker Ooooohhh, that smell makes my face wrinkle. Just one of those unforgettable smells.
Never have I ever been turned down for cuddles without thinking of The Matrix. "There is no spoon."
Never have I ever skinned and eaten a live cat while cuddling...yet.
@creedhands but you have done so while not cuddling ?
quietly slips out of thread to avoid the cat skinner
@creedhands: Why would you eat a cat? They've got that sour/bitter thing going. Dogs are way tastier.
...That said, never have I ever skinned and eaten a dog—live or dead—while cuddling. Uh, yet. (Tough to find the right buddy for these things.) Creed...?
@pmvines I can neither confirm nor deny these occurances.
@DarrenWalker Yes, dogs are way tastier (and more tender if you use the right tires on your vehicle.) But cats are more numerous. And nobody srems to miss them. As for the bitter taste- mint jelly and oregano. Sounds like you and I might have to get together and share flaying techniques and recipes.
@creedhands: If we weren't already friends, I'd have to send you a friend request for that.
Never have I ever tried to make a cat tastier using mint jelly and oregano (or any other spices, come to that) while cuddling.
Never have I ever told my cuddle buddy that the best tires to use for tenderizing dogs are the gigantic mud tires with the Deep treads because they do a great job tenderizing while still keeping most of the bones intact for easier extraction.
( because I know you were wondering.)
Never have I ever cuddled while building a new cuddle couch out of dog bones.
Never have I ever told my cuddle buddy where I hide the bodies
Never have I ever spent ore than 30 minutes to think of a response to a forum thread, while cuddling
@pmvines Never have I ever told a cuddler that I know where the bodies are while cuddling.
@pmvines 😂😂😂😂
@Catloaf The Bill Clinton one has me rolling. 😹😹😹😹
Never have I ever not provided a safe comfortable space if I hosted for a cuddle session 💚
Never have I had my feet rubbed while cuddling
@Zundar you almost made me choke on my waffle! lololol
never have i ever watched Fellini films while cuddling, but i would!
Never have I ever ran a marathon while I cuddle but I have had a marathon cuddle