A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar!
What do people say when they first visit @littermate page?
Well that's a bare bones pic!
What did @2dogmom wish for Christmas?
A 1catdad!
What is the only bad part of @pmvines ?
The AM thorns!
What do people say about @Catloaf ?
At yeast she doesn't shed!
Why do they tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play needs a cast!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine!
Kid: I’m hungry! Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad. Kid: Make me a sandwich! Dad: Poof, You’re a sandwich!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
@snuggleme123 4, can I have a little more? 5678910, I love you!
Snuggleme and @littermate sitting in a tree Arms and legs wrapped around you and me Listening to the sound of our hearts beat The synergy of our embrace make the birds around us tweet Our flesh melts, our souls become one The power of a cuddle cannot be undone We have found the peace from inside we want to see Snuggleme and @littermate sitting in a tree
So dear! Especially like the tweeting birds part.
@snuggleme123 ...
“Our flesh melts our souls become one “...
I don’t know if you’ve noticed , littermates flesh has melted away awhile ago
What do you use to get a stuck Santa Claus unstuck from inside the chimney ?
Saniflush
@cuddlerforu24 how a bout...
In our melted marrow, our souls become one
What do you get when you ... need a hug , you log onto cuddle comfort and see my profile ?
A cuddler for you
I know ... I’m a joke
How come Beethoven couldn't find his piano teacher?
Because he was Haydn.
Why did Beethoven bring large groups of musicians close together?
Cuz he thought the Sin was Phony
If you are cuddling listening to Motown and the volume is turned up too loud , who comes to moderate the volume?
@SoulcuddlerZ
These guys were digging up Beethoven's grave. When they opened the casket, they found Ludwig with a flashlight on erasing everything he had ever written. They said "Beethoven. What are you doing?" He said "I'm decomposing."
Sign on a music shop window. "Closed for lunch. Bach at 1pm. Offenbach sooner"
Beethoven once took up mountain climbing and was asked why...
I love crescendos!
lol
Sign on an electrical repair shop door. "Please knock, door bell doesn't work."
Sign on a pharmacy window. "We dispense with accuracy."
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