Pandas are bears , and still do bear things
Koalas are not actual bears but can eviscerate you with their claws
Dolphins are damn rapists
Raccoons leave a nasty bite
Tigers cus they are tigers dammit
It's about nose boops rather than cuddles, but I feel this subreddit is somewhat relevant https://www.reddit.com/r/forbiddenboops/
Oh and hippos those things are cute but deadly!
@Zundar ~ those are great! 👉🐅 (boop)
Cats after 9.8 seconds. And some angry women. (Experience talking)
Also not good ideas:
-Elephants -Brown, black, or grizzly bears -Wolverines -Tasmanian Devil -Lions -Wolves
And...
Some humans (don't assume this list is conclusive) -Rapists -Racists -Transphobes and Homophobes -Narcissists -Thieves/Scammers -Science-deniers and willfully ignorant (looking at you, flat-earthers and "covid is no worse than the flu" clubs) -Cultists
Lemurs are really cute but have vicious bites.
Skunks for obvious reasons
Cobras ( weird I know but I think they are cute )
Moose and bison are cute.
And huge.
By all rights I should have been trampled, once upon a drunken walk from Yellowstone lodge to my friend's employee housing wherein I tried to walk around the large "rock" in the middle of the clearing. One sobers up quickly when said "rock" stands up and breathes brison breath into one's face. I backed away. Slowly. And "rock" lied back down.
The universe wasn't done with lessons though. The next morning, hungover to high heaven, I opened the blinds and was face to face with Mr. Moose. We were eye to eye with a pane of glass between us. He did a slow blink at me and wandered off.
My ex wife!
Cougars/Mountain Lions ~ Once had one walking round and round the tent, it's exhale so close the walls and I were both trembling. Until now I hadn't considered it may have just been looking for a 1:00am snuggle.
Boa constrictors Hairy caterpillars
@Sideon Wolverines are OK, if we are talking about the cute girls in either of the "Red Dawn" movies.
@quixotic_life also big ouchie @spuds
Goose the "cat" in "Captain Marvel", which is actually a Flerken.
@Sideon looking at you, flat-earthers . . . or do you think I can't, because you are over the horizon, of the "flat" earth. 😀
Any fuzzy thing with rabies.
Tribbles off Star Trek, like an overflowing fluffy ball pool.
Rats.
@UCpaaHVg6u0 I disagree on that one , rats are social creatures and love to cuddle!
In the high, wind-swept plains of Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, and as far east as the Dakotas, Nebraska, and Kansas... the jackelope is one potential cuddler to avoid. They are drawn to the scent of whiskey, they breed and multiply in lightning storms, and they are known to accompany campfire singing (and they know every word of "Paint Your Wagon"). Early pioneers and travelers used to wear stove top pipe pipes on their legs to prevent goring. You have been warned.
I hear if properly antagonized, they can go straight for the jugular.
Porcupines and science-deniers.
@Sunny_Ezri One of those is a load of dangerous pricks, the other is a small animal.
Sea Lions cuz you’ll drown
@geoff1000 for the win! 😂💕
Humans when they don't like the way you cuddle them!!!
snapping turtles, teething babies, angry cats
Sea Bunnies ~ Super Cute & Deadly Toxic!!
Bobcats. They're so cute. I almost want a pet bobcat.
Pangolins.
😂😂😂
Penguins! I was actually bit by one on boulder beach in south Africa
Bats. They would probably want to cuddle while hanging upside-down from the roof.