@DarkLordChungus: ...I actually really like that one.
@DarkLordChungus it's very good. Very good indeed.
@DarkLordChungus Woah Agreed, that was a damn good read.
@CuddleDuncan @squeakytoy @DarrenWalker
You're all too kind.
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Man again [Quietly] Sweat shop my arse, it was the perfumes counter at Bloomingdales. [Loudly] Coming, mum!
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