there was a dude smoking 2 cigarettes 🚬🚬 someone saw him and asked: why you smoking 2 cigarettes 🚬🚬 the dude said: 1 for me,1 for my friend in prison.
Next time he saw him with 1🚬cigarette he said: congratulations did you friend come out of prison? He said: no i stopped smoking i smoke for him.
there were 4 dudes high and thier eyes become red 👮♂️👮♂️ police officers caught them, why you eyes are red? They said we all related .
There was a burglar in a resident's house. They heard a noise and said ? Who is there? The thief said meow 😼 cat voice.
next day he came and they heard the noise again and said ? whos over there? the thief got confused and said I'm the yesterday cat 😹