Most embarrassing cuddle moments

MxSmith

Sometimes things just go wrong while cuddling. I'd like to hear about your most embarrassing moments. Personally -- it involves a Valentines day double cuddle. It ended up being a lot later than we had planned. I fell asleep twice and woke myself up snoring. Lol (they thought it was funny... )

Your turn

NicoSnuggs

During a cuddle session earlier this year,
the fan which we had turned on because it was getting hot in the room ended up having a couple loose screws and fell straight down toward us, only to be hanging on by the wires in the ceiling!

My cuddle partner held onto the fan while I grabbed a screwdriver to tighten it and put it back in place. It freaked us out at the time.

A few years ago I managed to fall when getting up to get some water in the middle of a sofa cuddle because one of my legs had gone to sleep, thankfully didn't get injured from the fall and we had a giggle about it.

Bella_Sera

I was traveling and staying in a suite-type hotel. The toilet wasn’t flushing properly, so I’d asked the front desk to send a plunger. Staff arrived later with a huge custodial cart and pushed it into the bathroom to work on the problem. Cut to my client arriving earlier than I expected…

The saving grace was that the suite had two rooms, so we were able to stay in the kitchen/living room area while the staff-person worked. Whatever discretion that had afforded, however, quickly disappeared when she began snaking the toilet. It sounded like a jackhammer in the other room. 🙈

To my client’s credit, he stayed and made awkward small talk for a full 20 minutes, but the discomfort eventually became too strong and he left 🤦🏻‍♀️

ETA: There was nothing in the toilet, I swear! It just wouldn’t flush properly.

UCpaaHVg6u0

@BellaSera I hope they comped you a room for that

TheFunCartel

@BellaSera Ain’t that some sh@t.

biancalovecraft

BDSM convention at the hotel my innocent young pilot client invited me to 😂😂😂
PEOPLE IN ASSLESS CHAPS AND ON LEASHES MINGLING WITH BEWILDERED TOURISTS.
It was like a real life Rocky horror picture show And he was Brad.

Poor guy was mortified, I was HOWLING, So that wasn't my embarrassment I guess. I've been really embarrassed a few times that I've dozed off during a cuddle.

Maverick07

@biancalovecraft not cuddle-related, but your experience reminded of a furry convention that started the same day the scientific conference that I was attending ended.
My colleague from France, clueless about the whole thing, said that day: "I think I just saw a huge squirrel"

biancalovecraft

@Maverick07 I love those absurd situations. I almost wish I was devious enough to plan them.

entwine

borborygmi , always at the most inopportune times

Also seems like can be a whole thread on it's own with, "hotel woes"

xandriarain

My body hair grows back at an alarmingly fast rate. One summer day I was wearing shorts and had two cuddle sessions with a few hours in between, both sessions were outcalls. I noticed at the first session that either my leg hair was already forming stubble and growing back or I did a really spotty job at shaving that morning. Because I was self-conscious and have major sensory issues, I was on a mission to rid myself of the irritating stubble before the next session. I also had a new client consult between sessions and needed to buy a notepad to write down my consultation call outline beforehand I decided to stop at a dollar store I noticed near my first client's home. Normally I am not a dollar store shopper but since I was in pinch I decided to pick up a pack of razors and shaving cream while getting the notepad and pencils. I got to the second client's hotel and a few minutes early and asked if I could freshen up in the bathroom. I only had 5 or 10 minutes until our scheduled start time so I wound up rushing and knicking myself. I tried to blot up the blood and just prayed it would dry up quickly. As soon as I got on the bed I noticed a spot of blood in the corner. I quickly pulled off the top sheet and calmly explained the situation to the client. He was super grossed out and told me to go get a bandaid. Unfortunately, the hotel did not have any bandaids and all the nearby stores were closed even though it was only 5 pm on a Saturday. I was in my car having a panic attack when I noticed a gas station across the street. I went over and the two men that worked there did not speak much English but they saw that my leg was bleeding and gave me several bandaids and alcohol wipes for free. Thankfully I was able to resume my session and everything went smoothly after that although he has not booked another session since.

Moral of the story: Don't use dollar store razors, keep bandaids on hand, take your time when shaving even if you are running late ( I am always running late).

entwine

It's a shame we have to feel self-conscious about what our bodies do naturally (ie: body hair/bleed/gurgle), but alas, good lessons learned...def good idea to keep at least a small first aid kit in car/purse/ect.
I always cut my neck/chin shaving my face :-(
Sounds like his loss on not re-booking though... Since you you literally bled and went through all that in effort to make what you thought would be a more enjoyable session for both of you. Respect.

TheFunCartel

I once cuddled a struggling actress in LA and she had just bought an inflatable mattress. I sat on it and it exploded and deflated. I felt bad because you could tell she did not have much. I offered her money for a new one and offered to have a mattress sent but she wouldn’t hear of it. I am not morbidly obese and I am pretty good shape for my age as I work out just about everyday but that was embarrassing.

Ahmedali999

My pro slept while spooning, then time is up 👿😇 i was confused , weather to tell her time up or cheat and have extra session.
I stayed 10,15 minutes extra just confusing and deciding whether to tell her or not 😇🤔👿,haven't made my mind yet. Battle in my mind.
I could have stayed 1,2 hours extra then say i was sleeping 😈
I'm crazy at cuddle but i can't cheat .

Morpheus

This is probably gonna sound all kinda wrong but it actually has a positive message. One time I accidentally smacked my pros butt. There was a fraction of a second where I was like what just happened. She stopped and said, did you just smack my butt? I looked her in the eyes and said, it was an accident, I gave her a hug and it was never mentioned again. I was totally embarrassed. The positive message though is that I think most women are pretty intuitive and can tell when a guy is being a creeper. I appreciated that she knew it was an accident and left it at that. She actually even stayed an extra hour for free so I knew she genuinely believed me.

Ahmedali999

@Morpheus lucky you 1 hour gift 🥰 i had similar accident she sat on my hand then reacted looking at me 😤 , i was frozen 🥶 inside me : no no no☝️☝️☝️ I'm I'm innocent 🤗🤗🤗

TheFunCartel

Now this is impressive.

Sideon

@biancalovecraft - your story makes me laugh, every time.
@FunCartel - I'm sorry for the mattress. And my snork.
@NicoSnuggs - falling fans? THAT is scary.

Ahmedali999

@xandriarain 🙈 some men don't care or wouldn't pay attention if your body is hairy. I don't like shaving , i prefer waxing.
that day u shouldn't worry about it, believe me many people have their own issues,problems and wouldn't pay attention 🤣 I'm 1 of them,sometimes I'm blind. I been to my pro yesterday, and went inside her kitchen she got a new fridge, i didn't pay attention till she told me then I was shocked how blind i am 😎

xandriarain

@Ahmedali999 It actually irritates me when I have stubble because I have sensory issues. Also clients can feel the stubble if we are cuddling and I am wearing shorts, some have pointed it out in the past. Waxing is expensive and time consuming at a salon and difficult to do at home. I once bought some hard wax beads and a melter and couldn’t get the wax off in one peice when trying to tear it off. I had to keep picking away at the wax but by bit so it wasn’t very effective. Shaving is the fastest because I can do it while showering which is something I already have to do and there is no prep work like there is with waxing. One day I hope to get laser hair removal but I have more pressing financial goals so it will have to wait.

Ahmedali999

@xandriarain I understand some would point at it, and it's amazing you do it,excellent service. waxing it's expensive and it require specialist to remove them + it would needs to be done regularly maybe every 2 weeks, ☝️ laser removal wonderful idea .
Regards

I cant wait to start having my funny stories to tell!🤗🤗🤗 so excited!👏🏽👏🏽😋😋😋

ThomSSI

@BellaSera . . . that session went straight down the toilet!
FWIW - I’ can’t believe your client left after twenty minutes--I’d have waited!

I was meeting a new cuddle partner at a hotel where I normally host, but I forgot to tell her that there are actually TWO hotels on the property and that they share the same entrance from the road. Of course she went left and I was in the hotel on the right. I always meet my partner in the lobby or out front, so there we were on the phone her: ‘I’m here now” me: “I’m waiting out front” her: “I don’t see you” me: “I’m right here - where are you?” her ‘No you’re not - I’m here and you’re not!” Eventually we figured it out!

cutecollegstude

My client brought his dog into the session halfway without asking.It was my first session and I love dogs but thought it was very rude to not mention it beforehand in case I had allergies! very awkward haha i went to the bathroom and a massive 80 pound dog was on the bed when I came back

Chris04

Wait but falling asleep nothing wrong.
Pro cuddler that I met for 3 hr sesh. She fall asleep for the entire time.

funnycuddles

During a session I farted and it was a stinker.

Annichka

I don't like stubble so I don't wax or shave and just let my body hair grow out unless a client really wants me to have smooth legs for some reason and pays for the waxing.
I've never had any issues with it. Sometimes I wear kneehigh socks the first session, but the only folks that have booked me that minded didn't have platonic ideas in mind. (Not saying that everyone is like that, just in my personal experience)
For embarrassing, I also once had a client book me last minute and come over for the first time. We were having a nice time and got comfortable pretty quickly. About halfway in he went to use my bathroom, when he came out he was super embarrassed and suddenly really stiff and awkward and I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but thought it may have been "natural causes"and coddled around it. NOPE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. After he left I realized that I had a bunch of sex toys drying next to my sink that I forgot to put away before he came and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

ThomSSI

@Annichka … I REALLY tried to recall if anything quite so embarrassing has happened to me or a cuddle partner in a session… but I got nothin’! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

You’re a great sport for sharing that!

Annichka

@ThomSSI At least that experience was good for something!

@funnycuddles DUDE. I ALMOST FARTED AT A SESSION TWICE

CuddleDuncan

@Annichka I think we have a winner!! Thank you for that.

@simsaddict @funnycuddles cuddles I had a professional cuddler fart once, I mean once in particular: I awarded marks out of six for technical merit and and artistic presentation.