Can you just put the toilet seat down?
Stop following these thots on IG...*rolls eyes (jk lol)
Why are you wearing that?
I'd be broke. I'm too socially awkward to have a significant other.
Something about my tiny ears. Or "I love you." The two are about even.
Why would you do that? Lol!
"This...is a wug."
~ Sunset Snuggles
When someone replies back “you too “ for everything
Wrong thread oops...
From my ex who would misplace EVERYTHING ... "where is my _______ (fill in the blank ... phone, wallet, keys, etc)!!"
@TNNative - Sounds like me... the misplacing stuff that is. I misplaced my keys and later found them in the fridge.
@Mike403 ... lol, oh no
Does it get any bigger ?
Late-wife: "I love you (too)" I felt rich then too
Lighter comment: "Sure, I can hand it to you, but remind me, is Robertson the plus or the square headed one?"
“I was just letting you know,”
I love you.