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i tossed a big handful of common sense out into the crowd, they all sneezed, apparently an allergic reaction
if you come to a fork in the road, should you stop and pick it up before someone runs over it and punctures a tire ..??
This sentence contains thirty six letters
Nuns and Moses would be a good name for a christian tribute band dedicated to Guns and Roses.
Why are butterflies called butterflies if they're not flies made out of butter?
If I had to guess Forest Gump’s email password … I’d guess 1forest1 🤔
@southparksage97 If they were flies made of butter, then before that they would be pillars made of cats.
I'm still puzzled why we have different sized drinks when dining in somewhere with self-serve drink stations
I've worked in food service but this hasn't come up before, isn't it more cost efficient to just have one size cup?
My dog swallowed a big pile of scrabble tiles. I took her to the vet for an examination. No Word Yet!
@Mman 😂
Ok so …
15 + 15 is thirty
And,
16 + 16 is thirty too! 🤔
George Santos just announced his regret in inventing the Spy Balloon.
@Mman obviously the regret part is a lie. After thorough investigations there was no evidence that he has any knowledge of regret and what it means.
@FunCartel I don't think George Santos is his real name.
Before crowbars were invented I wonder where the crows went to drink.
I want water with mangos or strawberries but only have cherries... why does life hate me?
the oldest millennials are 42. 42!!!! 😲
Scotland's national animal is the unicorn 🦄
@Lisa123 please tell me that is 100% accurate? How does one become a legal citizen of Scotland?
@stormydaycuddle
https://www.nts.org.uk/stories/the-unicorn-scotlands-national-animal#:~:text=But it's true: the unicorn,Babylonians and the Indus civilization.
According to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Association a hot dog should be eaten in five or less bites.
@Mman There's soooo much I could say right now. 🤣 But that's the other thread.
~ Sunset Snuggles
@SunsetSnuggles Feeling a little naughty are you?
@Mman Don't make me smack you!
My girlfriend needs to have her breasts removed. If, she is ever going to be good at golf.
With all the birthday threads I think the forums need to be ready for September.
https://www.zippia.com/advice/most-least-common-birthdays/
Almost every mirror you buy in a store is in used condition
Are oranges 🍊 named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? 🤔
yes
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