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Happy Birthday to a poop of a friend!! 😊😊😊
Happy Birthday Pm Vines
Yep yep! Happy birthday.
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@pmvines Happy Birthday 🥳🎂🎉my friend!
Dream job birthday boy? @pmvines
💨 ROLAND THE FARTER ~ THE LIFE OF A MEDIEVAL FLATULIST 💨
. 💨 Roland the Farter was, as his name would indicate, a professional flatulist. This title essentially means, that Roland was paid to fart, in front of people. 12 musical farters in Ireland, farted their way to fame during the same century as Roland. These historical records show, that flatulence was more than just a joke, for some, it was a livelihood.
💨 Roland worked in the court of King Henry II, during the 12th century in England. In the middle ages, the need for entertainment was fulfilled by jesters like Roland. He often performed in the streets, or the courts of nobility and royal families, in exchange for money or, in rare cases, property.
💨 Roland was so successful with his timely farting abilities, that King Henry II gave him his own manor house in Hemingstone, Suffolk, a region east of London. The only credible source that ever mentions Roland, is the Book of Fees, a 13th-century document used to account for the many fees owed by, and towards the Crown.
💨 Amongst a list of very serious, and vital bureaucratic deals, are a brief description of Roland’s performance, and the payment he received from the Crown. "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum.” While these may seem like nonsense words to most, they’re actually Latin. After a good translation, the sentence briefly explains that Roland would perform “one jump, one whistle, and one fart” ~ in a short one-person symphony, of bodily noises.
💨 The three-part show, was part of the King’s annual Christmas celebration, apparently serving as the grand finale, to the overall holiday festivities. Aside from being hilarious, and an obvious indication of how much the British monarchy’s Christmas traditions have changed, Roland’s performance holds a significant place, in the history of professional flatulence.
💨 As previously mentioned, the fee book tells us that Roland got paid some serious cheddar, far more than most middle-class Englishmen did at the time. In addition to the manor house, the medieval flatulist was awarded at least 30 acres of land, with some scholars estimating he received as much as 100 acres. That is some serious acreage, even for medieval times.
Apparently, King Henry II had a very passionate sense of humor for well-timed gas, as we still do to this day.💨
Some sources: https://www.facebook.com/groups/537859523834021 💨 https://historyhustle.com/roland-the-farter/ https://ko-fi.com/thetudorintruder
Happy Birthday @pmvines ! 🎂
A very pooptastic birthday to @pmvines... cheers 🍻!!
Enjoy lots of ice cream, cake and poop corn @pmvines
@pmvines Happy birthday, buddy!!
~ Sunset Snuggles
Happy birthday, friend. I’ll have some Raisin Bran in your Honor.
Aww... @pmvines!! I hope you feel seen and loved today!! Big ((HUGS)) Friend!!
🥳 I was going to post a cute pooping unicorn, then remembered how metal you are...🤘
Thank you all I really appreciated this !! @SoftHairForDays you know me well haha
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday @pmvines !!! Hope you had a great day.
Does sharing the same birthday make us twinsies, 'cause I'd be honored.
@Shake49 Is it your birthday today?!
@SunsetSnuggles yes, but this is his thread. Let's keep the good vibes coming for pmvines.
Happy birthday @pmvines 🎉🎉🎉
@MissAdventurous haha wow if I was not terrified to doing that in public, that sounds like a pretty cushy gig.
Happy birthday!!!!
Happy birthday 🎁🎈🎂
