@waynewv , they probably hired chuck Noris to protect them!
@waynewv Maybe they were shadowing him for the day, learning how to be badass. 😁
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Anyone Wants a chunk of meat, Chunk Norris asks.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer… Too bad he’s never cried
Kids tell ghosts stories at a campfire but ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at night fall.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
It isn't that aliens don't want to invade us but it's because they can't. They heard that Chuck Norris is from this planet.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups… it’s the earth that moves.
Chuck Norris makes toast in the bath.
When the doorbell rings unexpectedly in the middle of the night..... Chuck Norris answers it without looking out of the window first.
Chuck Norris can walk on Lego.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in, then drove home the same day.
Chuck Norris occurs when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
There’s going to be a comic con with Chuck Norris soon…!
Etymology (origin) of the word joke is Chuck 😅
Chuck Norris doesn't do splits - he holds the planet from splitting.
Absence of Chuck Norris in space created vacuum.
Chuck Norris' gravitational pull keeps the earth grounded to his feet.
Champagne bottle sabers itself in celebration of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the best Chuck Norris joke.
Did you know that Chuck Norris once gave a bear hug to an actual bear? The bear has been known as a teddy bear ever since!
Baby Chuck Norris squiggled lines on paper. They formed international borders and fault lines.
Chuck Norris invented statistics - he is the normal and others are the outliers.
Chuck Norris sleeping was later named as REM sleep.
Informal Chuck Norris talk is called "Colloquially speaking".
Chuck Norris offered blue pill & red pill to the matrix.
Chuck Norris doesn't know martial arts- the martial arts know Chuck Norris.