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I believe it should be ignored, I believe it be a pretty natural react from males. through this I choose to stay completely professional and ignore it throughout my session as long as the situation does escalate.
@Charlie_Bear In a slightly different direction, I just recently learned of the ‘jeans trick’! Wearing jeans to a session, playing dumb and planning to cuddle in only boxers! Such an innocent mistake! 😇😈 haha.
@Rezz 😂😂😂
@carrieanne wow... had not heard this one... thanks.
I hadn’t either until I got a heads up (pun intended) from another Pro. Lol
Dang it!! Where's the, "I'm offended" thread? Nobody ever bothers me with such nonsense and it's not fair. I feel left out. Seriously, here I am wanting one of those meat tube slicer deals, but only for it's intended purpose! Harumph!!
I’ve been doing exercises and stretching in order to stand more erect. I notice when I’m tired( all the time i tend to slouch a lot). Being erect is a healthy reaction to life.
Did somebody say boner?
@pmvines Phew, I was worried this was gonna get shut down before you arrived 😅
"Just remember the six inch distance rule you should have learned in the pandemic."
Some may find it necessary to increase that distance to remain gentlemanly.
Maybe a guy can take something like the opposite of Viagra, then when they meet up at a cuddle they can say "It's okay I'm on the pill".
Why is the character Boner from growing pains so popular here ?
I've been watching them erect a convenience store across the street for the past two months.
I enjoy all the erection puns. I wish I could come "up" with one.
I stand erected
I worked in urology for 9 years or so. We had lots of jokes.
"Maybe a guy can take something like the opposite of Viagra..."
Ha ha! but, um... no thanks.
It might have undisclosed side effects such as.... permanency.
Some? I wonder how many men he measured.
@Lisa123 I like those signs that some folks have
Welome to our OOL. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
Ok, I get it. If it is referred to as an erection and not a boner then the thread can survive.
The average election is 5.1-5.5 inches.
I like the camaraderie on this forum
Seriously though, "what happens if I get an erection" is answered in the FAQ. Any post that does no more than ask that question (and this post does less) should be linked there and closed IMO.
Al Pacino, age 83, apparently is still capable.
I think this thread has reached its climax. Maybe it's time to let it go through a refractory period and die down a little.
Ok we have had our fun. As others have been requesting, it’s time for yet another b**** thread to be deflated. I’m sure we’ll see you pop up again in a month or so 🫣