Best Chuck Norris'isms

CaptainChaos · February 28

Please only contribute one...

For ideas, here's a couple to get everyone started:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

SunsetSnuggles · February 28

Ohhhh, you done done it, now, son!!!

And God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "...Okay."

~ Sunset Snuggles

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Mike403 · February 28

Chuck Norris lighting his cigar:

Jubal · February 28

CuddleDuncan · February 28

When Chuck Norris strikes, thunder & lightning run into their parents' bedroom.

infathomablelau · February 28

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming. Water just chooses to be around him.

WestsideMarc · February 28

Well, I can’t contribute any isms here, but I did take karate at his old studio in Sherman Oaks CA if that counts for any street cred. Pic upon request.

JWestfall · February 28

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he actually pushed the whole planet away from himself.

infathomablelau · February 28

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the earth once. It is still spinning.

DaveFromSussex · February 28

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience once.

quietman775 · February 28

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

WestsideMarc · February 28

This sounds like an SNL Bill Brasky skit.

Sooson · February 28

Chuck who?

Katota · February 28

@Sooson 😄😆

Sooson · February 28

Lol good one @Katota
Flagging both of us for disrespecting this thread.

Katota · February 28

@WestsideMarc Lol!😄 That's funny, ya know I think they're all drinking heavily:

Thanks to BILL BRASKY! TO BILL BRASKY!
😄🍺

waynewv · February 28

I got to meet him once , just had time to say hi and shake his hand. He seemed really nice and down to earth, the 2 big guys in suites with him seemed annoyed I assume they were body guards

Katota · February 28

@Sooson Well I am more of a Bruce Lee gal. 😄
But even though they were "opponents" on the movie screen. In reality they were pretty good friends up until Bruce's death. So here is my little olive branch meme (for the Chuck lovers out there)🕊😉:

Katota · February 28

@waynewv That's awesome!😁

lonelytauros · February 28

TxTom · February 28

And here are many more...
https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/forum/discussion/16991/chuck-norris-your-best-chuck-norris-joke

Bryan123 · February 28

Chuck Norris build the hospital he was born in. He also drove his mom home right after his birth lol!

Mike403 · February 28

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”

CaptainChaos · March 1

Cozy_Snuggle · March 2

JohnR1972 · March 2

@Sooson
I just saw Arnold yesterday at the Arnold Fitness Expo in Columbus, OH.

mellow · March 2

Chuck Norri’s tears can cure cancer…too bad he’s never cried

yesm · March 2

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he does earth downs

Ray1227 · March 2

Why can't they name a bridge after Chuck Norris?

Nobody crosses Chuck Norris

Mike403 · March 4

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

adsm913 · March 4

If Chuck Norris made a joke about Will Smith’s wife, Will would slap her.

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