Split: off-topic posts about... turtles

Mark

This discussion was created from comments split from: Meeting publicly first.

EDIT: Fixed link.

I like turtles

Morpheus

@alternis is that a metaphor?

I think he likes turtles as in Turtles Chocolate.

I'm Chocolate.

He likes me! He really really likes me!

Turtles do not make good cuddle partners. Hard shell and slimey. Sounds too much like an ex spouse. 

Morpheus

I think he likes ninja turtles 

Ninja turtles live in the sewer right?

Morpheus

And they like pizza 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live in the sewer.

Ninja Turtles live in a dojo. Maybe a pond?

p.s. I like pizza.

Morpheus

I'll buy you coffee @poonie but I would prefer to buy you some bourbon 

Im in!!  But Im not going to cuddle you afterwards. 

Morpheus

What if I sweetened up the deal with a cigar?

Mark

Mod Notice

@Alternis There's going off-topic and then there's that. Please do not do it again on this forum - it was a reckless breach of the rules. Thank you.

funandadventure

Thank you @mark, much appreciated, this is a topic of concern for all on the site and needs thinking about.
John NZ.

Morpheus

@Mark I am the originator of this thread and I am fine with his comment. I don't like when people are insulting and he's just being funny. I would definitely like to see you call people out on the boards when they are blatantly rude and insult other people.!

Did you mean my edited comment or my Initial comment that had everything to do with this topic but I decided to edit it out?

For the curious I initially posted that I met with a cuddler once who told me in person that it would be 80 an hour to cuddle and if I wanted a bj included it would be an extra 70 for 150 and if I wanted sex it would be an extra 100 for 180. I called off the session and I left. I don't come to this site for that but even if I did or for those who would I warn everyone that if anyone is ever that explicit in person to leave too because it has undercover cop vibes.

Morpheus

I also wanted to point out that there was absolutely no anger or venom in this thread. It was mostly a very good natured, lighthearted discussion about ninja turtles.

Mark

My earlier post didn't get moved over with the split as it's a buggy function, so reposting here:

@Alternis 
"I like turtles"

If that was the edited out post, in future please just empty the post (e.g. with a dash) to prevent any issues. Your post encouraged off-topic discussion while an empty post would not have had the same result.

@MrSoloDolo 
"I am the originator of this thread and I am fine with his comment. "

While it's a nice gesture, for the record, a topic owner cannot waive the off-topic rule for their own thread.

Mark

@MrSoloDolo 
"I also wanted to point out that there was absolutely no anger or venom in this thread. It was mostly a very good natured, lighthearted discussion about ninja turtles."

I completely agree. The off-topic rule is just about avoiding potential frustration from readers and it also happens to be one of the easier things to moderate.

Personally I can certainly appreciate its importance. When via Google I land on a forum while researching a topic, one of the most frustrating things is to see the discussion dramatically go off-topic. I typically leave very quickly.

Turtle Power!!!

This topic is now about turtles.

Atreides

I would suggest funandaventures to thank Mark privately instead of in public.  It doesn't seem very nice.  
Its like driving by a cop giving a ticket and thanking him in front of the other driver.   That is bound to make for bad feelings no ? 

Morpheus

Fun Fact:

The Shell of a turtle is not actually a shell. It is around 50 different bones that could be considered a modified rib cage and vertebrae.

Funner Fact:

Some goo fell on some turtles in a sewer turning them into mutants. A mutant rat trained them to be Ninja teens! And they love pizza!!!!

Funnest fact
A pro can wear a turtle shell to prevent dry humping and groping.

C8H7N3O2

Awesome! Finally an allowed off-topic thread. Also @Mark is the "Meeting Publicly First" in your first post supposed to link to a different thread? Because maybe it's just me/the iPad, but it isn't working.

I_am_Polylover

I am very confused.  I don't normally read the Professional Cuddling forum, but I did look at 'Meeting Publicly First' thread, since it was referenced here.  However, I don't see at all what this thread has to do with that one, other than the reference to the original.  If the topic is supposed to be about meeting in public first, then I think John is right to thank Mark publicly for trying to get it back on topic, but it hasn't really gotten back on topic.  I'll end as I started, I am very confused.
♥Jim

Atreides

Ok polylover, let me help.   The meeting public thread went off topic, so the admin split the off topic portion into this new thread.   So of course this thread has nothing to do with the meeting public one other than it started in there. 

Mark

Mod Notice

Alternis has received a 10-day forum ban for baiting. Any further rule breaking may lead to a permanent ban.