I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the pelican cross the road?? Because the chicken owe him money. Lol
I like pelican jokes as long as they're brief.
Just when you thought vegetables don’t have phones, onion rings !
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" The other says: "Whoa! A talking fish!"
What would happen if a piano fell on top of you? You'd b-flat.