😂 Cuddle Confession Time! 🤗

TampaCuddleProTampaCuddlePro
edited July 14 in General

What's something you've said or done during a cuddle session that you wish you could take back? Maybe you accidentally killed the mood, said something embarrassing, had an awkward moment, or did something that still makes you cringe when you think about it. 😅 It doesn't have to be serious, sometimes the funniest stories come from the most awkward moments.

No judgment! Let's laugh together. What's your cuddle confession?

Comments

  • TrialKingTrialKing

    Fell asleep too early for a cuddle I saved up for end up never seeing them again lol

  • pmvinespmvines

    Two words-Nocturnal farts

  • JustAGuy215JustAGuy215

    Asked her if I could put my head on her chest for a few, she was cool with it, though it was nice and didn't realize I'd fall asleep almost instantly. Jerked awake and luckily we both laughed about it before she pulled my head back down for a bit longer.

  • WestsideMarcWestsideMarc
    edited July 14

    MY TOP 12 FAUX PAS THAT I HOPE NOT TO REPEAT:

    Asked her for her green card.

    Erroneously called her Bob.

    Accidentally interrupted her peeing….. Standing up.

    Asked her for money at the end of the session.

    Fell asleep and drooled everywhere!

    Left my restraining order paperwork in full view.

    Sneezed on her back while spooning her.

    Threw my bottle of anger management pills on the floor.

    Tried to swap mouth guards.

    Had a huge piece of spinach in my teeth the entire session.

    Forgot to put my vast teddy bear action figure collection away.

    And finally, wore her shoes without consent.

    OK so none of those are true. But the year ain’t over yet.

  • SpinDoctorSpinDoctor

    @WestsideMarc i believe in you…. You can knock off all the bucket list items lol

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    I confess that I hate it when there’s no chemistry because they brought a frog to dissect.

  • Snuggletherapy1Snuggletherapy1

    This is probably the only place where I can admit this; I cuddled with someone I've known for 20 years and I was awkward and sweating profusely the entire time....🥵😰😓 I'm much better with strangers LOL

  • SafeWarmPlzKthxSafeWarmPlzKthx

    I don't know that I regret it but it is embarrassing... Crying!

  • IronicMaidenIronicMaiden

    @TheFunCartel No chemistry, but definitely biology.

  • forest3618forest3618

    @Snuggletherapy1 so you'd prefer to be awkward and sweat profusely with strangers??? Just wanted to clairfy! 😉😋

  • cfdannycfdanny

    Once, my shirt was inside out. She asked if the tag was supposed to be on the outside. 🤦‍♂️Embarrassing.

    That happened to me on a date many years ago too. In my defense, it was a very last minute date and I rushed to get ready.

  • TeaCuddleTeaCuddle

    Snorting laughing not on purpose…

    In my early days…Car cuddle ended up feeling like a pretzel

    Neither of them turned out too bad…but wouldn’t wanna repeat.

  • ShaneSchruteShaneSchrute

    @SafeWarmPlzKthx I’ve been there! If that happens with a good person they’ll know how to handle it and not make it feel worse.

    There’s something about cuddling that makes the nervous system tell your heart it’s okay to be open.

  • Snuggletherapy1Snuggletherapy1

    @forest3618 That's exactly what I'm saying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • forest3618forest3618

    @Snuggletherapy1 Ok. Just wanted to make sure! 😁🤣🙃

Sign In or Register to comment.