This is just for fun. After several months on this site, and enjoying most of my reading and exchanges on the Forum, I've noticed that there are always Trolls on the Forum. When Trolls are truly malicious, the users point to the door, and in extreme cases, Mark presses the eject button. But between the non-poster and the truly harmful Troll, there are many types. I'll list a few, and maybe others can come up with a few more. if you recognize yourself and you are offended, I'm sorry, and I also promise that I didn't have you in mind when I made the post.
I use the term "Troll" loosely, so much so that most of us might fit as a Troll at one time or another. I'm betting you might disagree with some of my descriptions, or have additional Troll Types to add.
**So we start with an original post. All added Trolls are assumed to be responding to the Original Post. Here goes:
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Original Poster says: I took the dogs to the park today. The sun shone brightly, warming the winter air, and I've never seen the sky so blue.
Off Topic Troll: We have amusement parks in Southern California, but a couple of years ago on a sunny day, this one guy stood up on the fastest roller coaster in the world and was decapitated. In the case of an unfortunate accident like that, is the amusement park responsible for the ongoing care of the victim's pets?
Me Too Troll: Yes! I was in the park today too. The sun warmed the air and the sky was blue. I brought my dogs along, so they could enjoy the warm sun and blue sky.
Paranoid Nutso Troll: It is men like you that make the parks unsafe for women and girls, as you and your ancestors have done since the beginning of time.
Old Guy Troll: I would really like to cuddle with you, but $80? Do you offer a Senior Citizen Discount? I get a free small coffee at Mc Donalds!
Entrepreneur Troll: My usual fee is $80 an hour, but on sunny days I offer a 10-hour cuddle pass for only $795. Put the words "Blue Sky," in the comment section when you send PayPal my way.
Great Cuddle Troll: I was in Juno Alaska the other day, and met a new cuddle partner. The sun was shining brightly, and the Sky so blue, as it always in when I meet a new cuddle partner, you couldn't ask for a better cuddle session. I'm going to send positive Karma to the Sun!
Sarcastic Troll: The sun usually shines brightly, and the sky is most often blue. You just need to try more cuddle positions with you laying on your back, so you can see it!
Newbie Troll: Sun? Sky? Do you mean that you guys cuddle outside?
Say What? Troll: Butterfly Thursday cuddle tea.
Your turn: Do you identify other Trolls? How would they have responded to the Original Post above?