@quietman775 I see a new profile from Simpson LA on the Home page today. I don't have the history you do, so I'm just making note of it here. This profile seems straightforward enough, except in the header her age is 26, and she starts out her bio saying she is 28. Claims to be 5'11" like the others, and says she is a Vet. Not certain whether that is a veterinarian or a veteran.
@tallteddy LMFAO that video had me cracking up!
@mickcuddle I missed that one. But there is a new one today. That town must have more veterinarians per capita than anyplace on earth. And they all want a cuddle. LOL
@quietman775 Wouldn’t you think maybe after being banned 5 times she would change professions from Vet to maybe Brain Surgeon?
Or is it that when people think of their dream job, cause it's the first thing that comes to mind. and ALL cuddlers LOVE ALL animals and therefore they must ALL want to be a VET in the future? Maybe @mark can create a random-profile-generator to make it easier on people that have no imagination? Or maybe since cuddling is great for PTSD, maybe, in fact, they ARE actually all VETS of military service?
(grinning) Did you think of THOSE possibilities, my friend? I think NOT. (grinning madly)
@mickcuddle Just teasing. My brain took a hard-left-turn after reading your post.
@galowglass "a random-profile-generator" ... hmm ...
There's a thing called a Markov chain where the input is a bunch of text, and the output is some random text that kind of feels like the original (it picks words that are likely to follow other words).
I fed it the "About Me" text for 23000 cudders, and these are some of the things it came out with. Don't try to make too much sense out of it!
Looking to cuddle a lot, play the banjo and I have 2 snuggle buddies because it gives a nice night of lazy cuddles and hugs are extremely healing.
Great sense of humor who doesn't need or want to share with others.
I’m interested in people, adventurous, outgoing, loves to cuddle while watching tv, listening to my hormones.
I'm pretty isolated due to the park when the officer grabbed my hand and facepalms over 50,000 times a week.
People are my faves. Italianos too. I love the beach, hiking, movies, and spending time with them and making them uncomfortable.
I am good at finding comfortable positions to make you laugh.
My pillows can vouch for my small Caribbean island.
Communication wise, touch speaks volumes more than a 40min drive one way, four hours round trip.
Laying on your scalp, arms, back and I bring 100% cuddle I guess I'd like that.
Plus, it's scientifically proven that cuddling gives you a chance at contact with each other.
My best friend would describe me as a thank you for $600 per day.
I like trying new foods but sushi is my motivation for joining a cuddle buddy.
I enjoy cuddling as a doll, introspective and creative-frustrated art maker.
I will sneak attack you, or whatever you're comfortable with.
Athletic, smart, warm, with a little spoon, but petting hair is being as a goofball.
I've always been important to me.
I like talking and hearing loss. I moved here from another person.
I can be big spoon or the big spoon. Both are nice.
I enjoy simple cuddling to help tear down the local library. Was super fun.
My happiness comes from feeling safe, connected and safe makes me feel good and I love cuddling.
I usually wish I was raised in Alaska.
My friends have told my fluffy arms make good food. I really believe that.
I can be a cat and bunny rabbit.
People only please.
Here are my favorites, in the format of a profile... grin
About Me: I've always been important to me. Plus, it's scientifically proven that cuddling gives you a chance at contact with each other. People are my faves. Italianos too. I love the beach, hiking, movies, and spending time with them and making them uncomfortable. Great sense of humor who doesn't need or want to share with others. I am good at finding comfortable positions to make you laugh. My pillows can vouch for my small Caribbean island. I usually wish I was raised in Alaska. I can be a cat and bunny rabbit.
What I'm Looking for: I will sneak attack you, or whatever you're comfortable with. I can be big spoon or the big spoon. Both are nice. My best friend would describe me as a thank you for $600 per day. People only please.
Those are hilarious @respectful my favorite is the sneak attack one!
@respectful I was giggling through reading your post, but completely lost it at “I usually wish I was raised in Alaska.” Don’t know why that particular line tickled me so much. Thank you for the laugh, it was much needed.
Probably AM1024
@galowglass Very cute!
@waywardchild80 I liked the "sneak attack" too.
A few more:
English is my love language.
I love to cuddle with women because they really are.
I’m 21 and 26, one blonde, one brunette.
I like to cuddle with women laying on my plate. It would be fine with me.
I'm not interested in getting to know you all :-)
Sometimes we just need someone to take time to work on vehicles.
I have no problem with admitting that I'm here in space.
I'm not afraid to message me.
I am one of my hugs. My friends would probably try any food once.
I am someone who is super important.
I am friendly and respectful to me.
I've been told by many fellow attendees that I'm a 45 year old American shorthair named Lulu.
Very approachable and I miss the human condition.
I like to cuddle because it makes you feel cold all the time.
I believe members of this site.
I incorporate touch into every aspect of my house.
Please don’t ask me anything.
I like to be big spoon or the bed.
Send me a message if you're an introvert and a blanket.
I’m 27, and am lacking in everyone’s lives.
I like to cuddle the way that I do.
I just want to be a pretty sunset.
Shoot me a monkey.
@pmvines , hilarious, thank you! I don't know any ficticios profiles, but I'll keep reading so I know what to look for. Thanks!