I like driving as the snow falls ~ Especially at night! But if a true blizzard rolled in, I too would be happiest watching from a cozy indoor space, with a cocoa in hand.
I also like driving when the snow falls. And when there's snow on the ground, sometimes I want to go find an open space and go drive in it.
Never drive in a blizzard. That is when the cocaine addicts come out.
@FunCartel ~ lol! The insta-visuals that gave me, led to one of, Sketchy yellow, "snow"men hastily gathering hail, while wiping their runny carrots on the backs of their ill-fitting mittens.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.
@quixotic_life Lol. I think of the movie Scarface with the “snow” all over the desk at the end. Maybe beware of Frosty if he has a pine cone grenade and a sizable tree branch gun—“say hello to my little friend” and the other snowmen around him are missing arms and heads. I might do that scene on the first snow to rattle the soccer moms. Use some ketchup too.
@FunCartel ~ 🤣😂🤣 I love it!! If you do, please post pics!!!
@Mike403 ~ I must be missing a reference because I don't get it.... Was there some sort of happening I missed that made Chuck Norris memes a thing? Or are these from some sort of fandom group where people are impressed with his strength? Or...? 🤔🤷♀️
@quixotic_life - Did you know Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in?
kidding aside.. I'm not real sure.. probably his mainlines. It started in 2005 and those jokes were going viral for a few years.
P.S. Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer. Too bad he never cries.
The Chuck Norris jokes are just jokes about ridiculous abilities.
Chuck Norris can run fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
The irony of Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks is that he actually lives in a round house.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 7 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Jason Voorhees has the Coronavirus. Even he isn't immune.
Omg! @FlyingToaster ~ That made me snort! 🤣
@Sideon Gosh donut... Auto cucumber
@UltimateChungus 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I love it!!!
Haha @UltimateChungus & @quixotic_life
Steven Wright: "I broke a mirror and got 7 years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5." "I was playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died."
snakes need to ask for consent
@quixotic_life That snake in the last pane looks a bit.. "tired".
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