How much would wood a chuck would chuck wood if a would chuck wood? Haha lol
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
So much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
addition Although...A more concrete answer...
... was published by the Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back".
Another study, which considered "chuck" to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cm3 (22.08593926 cu in) of wood per day.
Thanks Wikipedia! And, Richard Thomas!!
Ingest? That's a lot of wood to eat.
Also are cubic inches anything? One cubic cm is 1ml(handy). Also 1g of water is 1cc is 1ml. Metric is nice that way. You can use a scale to measure the volume of a container.
I thought this was going to be a thread about involuntary erections during a cuddle.
@AndyLondon same. And it still might be
@AndyLondon Only if you are up for it.
14 cm
Better check that, 1 inch = 2.54 cm
Should a woodchuck chuck wood?
You're hilarious.
There hasn’t been any scientific study on it. The world may never know. Personally, I’m at peace with the uncertainty of it all. How do we know that information won’t cause mass hysteria in the general public? why else would they not search for a definitive answer? Or maybe they have and just haven’t released it. This was truly a poignant pensive question.
Woodchucks are secret operative aliens who have been embedded in our society to study human behavior. And to probe us via rectal means.
😱 oh dear... and I didn’t remember to bring my tin foil.
@sage_wisdom you can borrow mine . I have plenty currently covering leftovers . It might smell of food and have some residue but it still blocks out the evil intruders from penetrating your thoughts
Have pondered the question of how much wood a woodchuck can chuck for years... But I can tell you for a fact the beavers up here in Canada would beat them in a contest any day!
