@pmvines
Make it $17 and a Monster Ultra Violet and I'll take the equivalent of the entire Amazon rainforest
How could she sell sea shells by the sea shore if the people going there could just pick up free shells instead of what she sells while they're there? It doesn't sound like a viable business model.
@DarrenWalker and I have to do dishes now because I made us plant-based hotdogs for dinner I WILL BE BACK DON'T WORRY
What are the 39 steps?
Why does my friends cat like me better then him?
Mmm hot dogs attempting to masquerade as healthy. Like polishing a turd. I can't talk though. I ate 2 jumbo ones from the gas station minus the buns the other day
@CuddleDuncan Taxing, if one is out of shape.
@verona It is said that animals can sense evil.
@pmvines The brand I get isn't too bad, taste-wise. Darren only eats them because I make them (he's a good lad), and I only eat them because I avoid meat and am also incredibly lazy when it comes to cooking. I've been known to crawl out of my apartment building, chew placidly on some grass, and then nap for several hours before heading back inside.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
@sethryan44
Will Smith's kid is dumb.
@UltimateChungus Jaden Smith released an album called SYRE and then a follow up called ERYS. Truly a creative visionary.
Must the carpet match the drapes, or are hardwood floors ok ?
I'm not much for interior design. Might have something to do with my being kept in a oubliette during my formative years.
What is the most harmful human belief? What is the most beneficial human belief?
@MrPaul Religion
@UltimateChungus This is hilarious and so entertaining! 😂😂😂 I love it! Lol
Why did Chappy not get more exposure? I really thought Die Antwoord parts were great.
If I find a turtle on top of a fence post; how did he get there?
Why did Han Solo have to die in episode 7?
Have you seen Harrison Ford’s track record as a pilot?
@MrPaul
Oh man oh gee here we go!
I think that the most harmful human belief is the belief that our beliefs have any weight to them whatsoever.
I think people were figuring out that District 9 was only amazing because of Peter Jackson's involvement, and that Neil Blomkamp couldn't do so well without him. Elysium was mostly disappointing to people, and I recall there being a fair amount of hope that Chappie would be AMAZING on the level of District 9. But it didn't really hit that bar. The inclusion of Die Antwoord seemed weird and out of place. Also, the rapper dude is an annoying douche. Or at least I think so.
@admirer97_
Sheer force of will.
@eugenesnuggler
Because Harrison Ford isn't into Star Wars, and I'm pretty sure he only agreed to come back if Han got killed.
Would you characterize the desire for frequent cuddling as addictive behavior? How would you suggest overcoming the perceived need for cuddling?
If it's a penny for your thoughts, why do you have to put your 2 cents in? Why does the first person get to make a penny?
Why are there 2 threads from today from 2 different people about asking them a question?
Pls to fill in the blanks:
Twitter is to toenails as Facebook is to ________ Cats are to cellos as dogs are to ________ The reason I didn't answer @squeakytoy 's question about seashells is ____________
Possibly. The pleasant chemicals released by the brain during a cuddle could be sought after with absurd fervor. People have a tendency to get "addicted" to all sorts of things—I don't see why cuddling should be any different.
I don't think there's a way to get over a need for human touch, perceived or otherwise. As mammals, we need touch to thrive.
@FlyingToaster
If actions speak louder than words, then how is the pen mightier than the sword?
The dude in the other thread wasn't actually answering anything. So I thought I'd make my own AMA, as a joke. Then, as I began answering questions (and the thread got more views and involvement), I figured it was a testament to my superiority.
@squeakytoy
Twitter is to toenails as Facebook is to skin flakes. Cats are to cellos as dogs are to tambourines. The reason I didn't answer @squeakytoy 's question about seashells is I forgot.
@UltimateChungus
CuddleDuncan asked why you're the last chungus, and if there will be more chungi. And speaking of pens, where is the penultimate chungus?
How can I be more like you and Darren Walker?
I'm not sure. Chungi are elusive.
@Importance
I won't speak for Darren, but, a large part of my personality is not finding much to be compelling. I've been described as "incredibly jaded and depressing", so perhaps try for that?
@pmvines I hurt myself laughing at this.
I would like to ask, what is love?
(baby, don't hurt me)