(I love that we're all regarding @UltimateChungus as some sort of deity, asking him questions about life and existence. I didn't expect that when I clicked on the thread XD)
@EarthlyAngel003 yes!!! Very well put. And I am 💯 on board for this. UC is pretty amazing.
If UC is not the king, then I don’t want it!
Can you think of any songs that have two choruses?
@Importance
You're too kind.
@PeopleLikeUs
None come to mind, but most of the music I listen to is just spooky electronic sounds. Lots of dark ambient and industrial.
Ooh, here's a question that's been eating at me since I first started working customer service last year:
Why do gas station patrons have such vast difficulty with even the simplest things (e.g. putting lids on cups, paying for items, getting their wastes to go in the toilet, holding things, walking)?
Employees and customers all go in (and out) through the same doors, so it can't be a mindwipe ray at the entrance.
@DarrenWalker
You already know the answer to this, bro. And I'm sure you're aware that I can't answer this question without using vulgarity.
@UltimateChungus: Fair enough.
(I still don't quite grasp how they can possibly be that dumb, though. It's almost incredible.)
@UltimateChungus @DarrenWalker
👀👀👀 Hey, no fair! What secrets are you keeping from the rest of us?? XD
I've worked in customer service for some time, and I still don't know. Though I have my speculations...
@EarthlyAngel003
Many, many people are ****ing dumb. If I wasn't already a misanthrope before working retail, doing so would have made me one.
@UltimateChungus Oh, I knew THAT. My question is why? XD I guess if we knew we could solve a lot of problems. :P
OH. Why? Sheesh. I dunno, man. The potential reasons are innumerable.
Why are people?
@UltimateChungus , I'm satisfied. Thank you for answering my most pressing questions in life.
Where did you go ?
@BuggleBear
There is no "why". We simply are, for a little while.
@squeakytoy
You're very welcome.
@pmvines
I got home from work and spent a few hours sobbing. It's my favorite part of the day!
Where ? When? Why ? How ?
Would you like some toast?
I dig this ~ Familiar with the sentiment, but I like the way you phrased it. Very nice.
My friend prefers to call bread "raw toast", will this saying ever catch on and go main stream?
@Duryea
No. I'm sorry.
@UltimateChungus thank god...err, I mean, not god. Oh god, I mean... THANK BROCCOLI! You are back!!!
Yes, and I am ready to dispense wisdom to all.
@UltimateChungus could I be a third wheel to any cuddling endeavor you have if I ever make it to your neck of the woods? I’m really awkward, quirky, way too blunt and opinionated, and when I cuddle I hold on too tightly and never want to let go— think of annoying, not suffocating. I’m needy but will give you all that I have.
I'd cuddle with you, if you liked. I'm not sure if @DarrenWalker would join—you'd have to ask him.
@UltimateChungus I didn’t want to make things public as I did not know how public they were. And since this is your thread I did not want to start asking Darren (whom I am rather fond of also) questions. But I would really like to be part of a cuddle puddle with you two. Even if we just laid around and read books and ate weird hotdogs.
For my next question;
Are you currently watching any shows on streaming services? If so, which one/s?
@Importance and @UltimateChungus: Depends on what you were watching. Or playing. I'd join for South Park.
(Seriously, though, it's been too long since I had a multi-person cuddle. If Chungus is cuddling and I'm welcome, I'm there.)
What is the one question you can't answer?
I’ve never had a multi person cuddle. I’m just fond of both of you. That is all. And South Park is hysterical!
I appreciate your being so considerate . Darren and I have been watching a bit of South Park lately; he'd never seen the series before, and it has been fun showing him some of my favorite episodes.
@creedhands
I'll answer anything.
Who is your favorite character from game of thrones and why?