Cuddle, Marry, Cruise

edited January 2021 in General

A variation on a familar game. Post the names of three well-known people for us to ponder upon, and comment. Alive or dead, real or fiction.

Framework

Ignore sex, gender, orientation, language differences, all that stuff. This is about character.

The person is magically made to be realistically and appropriately keen on you for the option chosen. In other words they will try to make the thing a success, in their own terms. They rate you, and if you performance is unsatisfactory Bad Things Happen. So you have to give it your all.

Cuddle: 12 hour overnight cuddle, with room service. Normal cuddling rules and practices apply. You must satisfy their cuddle needs.

Marry A full marriage in every sense, till death do you part. Children contemplated, if you are blessed.

Cruise Six month round the world cruise. You must live in a shared twin mid-price cabin. Cuddling or sex with the person or anybody else is forbidden. You must take all meals together, and also any excursions or activities, but you can separate for an odd half an hour here and there if the other person agrees.

Comments

  • edited January 2021

    I'll start. An easy one to get us going.

    Audrey Hepburn

    Beyonce

    Mrs Doubtfire, in character throughout

  • Marry Audrey, cuddle Beyonce, cruise with Mrs. Doubtfire.

  • Jennifer Lawrence

    Jennifer Lawrence

    😅 and Jennifer Lawrence

  • Weird... but okay...

    Yours for me:

    Cuddle ~ Beyonce

    Marry ~ Mrs Doubtfire

    Cruise ~ Audrey Hepburn


    Mine for me:

    Cuddle ~ Ricky Gervais

    Marry ~ Baloo

    Cruise ~ Dr. Doolittle (and co.)

  • edited January 2021

    For mine, same as @cricket26
    Cuddle ~ Beyonce
    Cruise ~ Mrs Doubtfire - I think she'd be good value on a cruise
    Marry ~ Audrey Hepburn

    And
    Cuddle ~ Ricky Gervais
    Marry ~ Baloo
    Cruise ~ Dr. Doolittle (and co.)

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    I'd probably have to cuddle everybody. Marriage is not for me, and a six-month cruise with someone who can't leave the cabin while the sun's up might make the whole thing... somewhat less than satisfying. Bad Things would Happen.

  • [Deleted User]Duryea (deleted user)

    Cuddle ~ Mrs Doubtfire
    Cruise ~ Beyonce -
    Marry ~ Audrey Hepburn

    Cuddle ~ Ricky Gervais
    Marry ~ Baloo
    Cruise ~ Dr. Doolittle (and co.)

  • Can I drop Ricky Gervais off the side of the ship?? If so, cruise with him (until his negativity makes me rage).
    Cuddle Baloo! Marry Dr. Doolittle.

    Here's a fresh set:
    Chris Hemsworth
    Anne Bonny, Pirate Queen
    Spiderman (your choice which one. he doesn't take off the costume. ever.)

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    I have someone who I cuddle. Marriage is an obsolete ritual, and I can think of few things more unpleasant than being stuck on a ship with many people—and having paid for it.

  • edited January 2021

    I would definitely cuddle mrs doubtfire. She would take care of everything. I would have the best snacks and the cleanest room and she could always give me good advice and wonderful sweet mother like snuggles.

    I would marry Beyoncé— well, because she is hot, powerful and rich. We could hire a lot of staff to take care of us and that would kick mrs doubtfire to the curb. Sorry lady!

    And I really don’t know that much about Audrey Hepburn so whatever.

    And I just like to cruise so I would cruise with everybody.

    —————————

    In reality, I would want my cruise buddy, my cuddle buddy and the person I marry to I’ll be the same person.

    But I could try to play the game more.

    —————————

    Being married is scary
    Cuddling is still scary but I’m working on it
    Cruising is awesome

    —————————

    (I’ve stuck to only famous people/characters. sigh except I really want to hang out with Darren Walker and Ultimate Chungus)

    Marry— Steph Curry, Blake Shelton, Pharrell.

    Cruise/ more like Yacht— Pres. Barack Obama, Oprah, Stephen Colbert, Leonardo DiCaprio, Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Betty White, Julia Roberts, Charlie Puth, Tyrion Lannister, Han Solo, Robin Williams, Steve Irwin, James Corden, Tom Hanks, Conan O’Brien, Jim Gaffigan, Will Ferrell, Aziz Ansari, Trevor Noah, Rajesh Koothrappali, phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani, Dolly Parton, John legend, Lionel Richie, Bruce Willis, Bruno Mars, Will Smith, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Jennifer Lopez, Stevie Wonder, Megan fox, Beyoncé, Dolly Parton, Keith Urban, George W. Bush.

    Cuddle— Liam Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Mamoa, Bradley Cooper, Matthew McConahay, Orlando Bloom, Channing Tatum, David Beckham, Heath Ledger, Jason Bateman, Tyson Beckford, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Casey Affleck.

    Best friends— Katniss Everdeen, John Snow, Princess Leia, Amy Farrah Fowler, Oprah, Jennifer Aniston, Michelle Obama, Daenerys Targaryen, Dolly Parton, Jennifer Lopez, Celine Dion, Kevin Durant, Alicia Keys, Tina turner, Helen Mirren, Jennifer Lawrence.

    All my friends are allowed to go on the cruise!

    I decided to end the lists because I am getting tired. I think I could add many more names.

  • [Deleted User]DeadGirlWalking (deleted user)
    edited January 2021

    I would cuddle Marilyn Monroe

    Marry Chester Bennington (frontman of Linkin Park)

    Cruise with Robin Williams (at the peak of health) or Mr Rogers ❤️

    They all went too soon, so I could bring them back and give them another chance at life.

  • Cuddle the divine ms Hepburn,spiderman

    Mary mrs doubtfire, Chris hemsworth

    Cruise beyonce (on the condition she doesn't fricking sing!!!), Anne Bonnie, she might not have been into cuddling or marrying males and far be it from me to pressure her into doing so. Plus we are so STEALING the ship and pirating everything thing we come across!!!!!

  • edited January 2021

    OK here's a hard one. This one is messing with my head. 🤪

    Biden
    Trump
    Sanders (Bernie, not Larry)

    No politics and keep it light, this is just for fun!

  • edited January 2021

    Marry - Sanders
    Cuddle - Biden
    Cruise - Trump. (bipolar people are a lot of fun when they are happy and manic. And then you could always throw him overboard) jk ... unless 😉

  • Nope!!! Not if 't' is in there. Politics aside, I'm not putting myself alone with someone who is a lecherous pedo predator, who enjoys grabbing women's pussies, and is a megalomaniac that's been encouraging the toppling of our government so he can rule an authoritarian dictatorship, all because he doesn't know how to deal with being told, "No. You may not have things your way!"

    In all ways he's nothing but a disgusting piece of garbage! And unlike Oscar, I don't love trash!!

    Yeah, it's a HARD PASS from me ~ So I guess I'll be learning how to enjoy a life of solitude...

  • Cuddle Audrey Hepburn
    Cruise with Beyonce I'm sure she'd bring extra connections for cool adventures!
    Marry Mrs. Doubtfire, I love Robin Williams whether he's in drag or not!

  • edited January 2021

    Cuddle: Rege'-Jean Page
    Marry: Jesus or Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam
    Cruise: Robin Williams @Bugglebear after the use of salubrious and your choice of Robin Williams, who I was already also thinking of for this one, I think we might be soulmates

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