Are you a ditzy person? Top 3 things that make you ditzy 💁🏼‍♀️

cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream
edited January 2021 in General

1 . I once waited 7 minutes or so for the light to turn green before I realized it was a stop sign 🛑

2 . I never used to buy a cologne set that brought a travel size one because I always thought you had to be traveling somewhere 🧳 ✈️ in order to own the travel one

3 . The easiest day I ever worked at my job I actually forgot to clock in, so my friends tell me that it was soo easy that I didn’t get paid for it 🤦‍♂️

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  • LovenLightLovenLight

    @introvme That first one is great! Were you high?? Did anyone honk at you?

  • cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream

    @LovenLight i wish I was high , that would have been the perfect excuse! 😅, nope nobody honked at me I just realized when I felt like I was there forever

  • respectfulrespectful

    I wouldn't say ditzy, but I grew up very trusting ...

    The manager at my first job gave me some papers and said "put your X there" (meaning my signature). So I wrote an X there.

  • cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream

    Trust me I would have done the same thing at my 1st job @respectful 😅😂😂

  • urfavebabybraturfavebabybrat

    @introvme Please never change 🤣🤣

    If it helps, my friends and I call being ditzy “brain AFKing”, lmfao. I brain AFK a lot as someone with ADHD 😅

  • [Deleted User]arghdaddy (deleted user)

    @introvme I have to agree, the stop sign is awesome, lol! @respectful X marks the spot maattteeeyyy!

  • LovenLightLovenLight

    @introvme That's funny. Those were so good I'm trying to think of something that even qualifies. This is one of those things that you have to ask friends to point out. They remember these things better than us, we try to forget.

    This wasn't really ditzy, just too young to understand... In grade 1 or 2 my friend and I got caught by a different teacher (grade 4 or 5) doing something bad, can't remember what. We were put in a classroom by ourselves and told to "write lines" and the teacher promptly left. We grabbed some rulers and starting drawing lines on the papers we were given, trying to be a precise as possible. When the teacher came back we were in even more trouble for wasting paper. She then explained how to write lines. Then the punishment sank in as she again left us there to continue properly writing lines. Whenever I see the intro of The Simpsons I think of that, which is why I never forget.

  • cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream

    @urfavebabybrat 😅😂 🤗

    @LovenLight with the simpsons that’s forever gonna be a reminder lololol

  • biancalovecraftbiancalovecraft

    Yeah... only 3?
    Okay walking around looking for your sunglasses and keys, while your keys are in your hand (or still in the front door from yesterday) and your sunglasses up on your forehead. I'm the queen of that. My dog sits by the front door and groans waiting for me.
    If I'm driving to a destination that is nearby a place that I go often and enjoy, I will drive right past it and not realize it for miles. 🤬🤬
    I trip and fall often, and I always make sure lots of people are around. This is in spite of having a decade of dance training. 😩
    I fall really gracefully though.

  • cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream

    Lololol @biancalovecraft 😅 I’m sooo guilty of looking for something (phone / remote control ect) while it’s in my possession 😂

  • biancalovecraftbiancalovecraft

    @cuddles_ndream it's the worst. Like how do I keep embarrassing myself when I'm alone? Lol

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    The other night when my friend called, we went back and forth with me not able to hear her except on speaker. It was a good minute or two before I realized I couldn't hear because I didn't have my earbuds in (or hooked up).
    🤦‍♀️🤳

  • LyleLuvsHugglesLyleLuvsHuggles

    Does waiting at a corner through a green light then starting to walk across the street the second it turns red count? Cuz um I did this on my way home while distracted with thoughts of an upcoming cuddle...

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    @LyleLuvsHuggles ~ Yikes! Be careful out there! I don't know about others but as much as I love pancakes (and have been craving them) cuddling with a human pancake doesn't sound like a...
    [gasp]🙆‍♀️
    Actually... now that I'm visualizing this... a human sized pancake, that could serve as a cuddly blanket that'll hug back, may not be so bad. Warm, smells good, fluffy, feels as nice on the outside as on the inside...!! Huh...?! 💁‍♀️

    Oh no, wait! Too much visualizing... Eww to the reality of road debris and guts everywhere! Yeah... circling back... Be careful out there! 😘

  • LyleLuvsHugglesLyleLuvsHuggles

    @quixotic_life no worries I get off work in the middle of the night so no traffic to speak of most of the time lol

  • cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream

    @quixotic_life 😅
    @LyleLuvsHuggles yes!! 😂

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