Spoon therapy

When you need to talk to someone about something while they're spooning you.

Not spoon theory.

  1. Do you ever need spoon therapy?37 votes
    1. Yes
      78.38%
    2. No
      21.62%

Comments

  • I never don’t need this. :)

  • Yes, I give and receive this, if connection is right between me and cuddle buddy!

  • Spooning is acceptable in platonic cuddling but remember...NO FORKING!!!

  • @GentleMan1111 that’s already covered in the TOS. And several joke books. ;)

  • No knifing either

  • I figured but couldn't resist. Guess I'm not one of the cool kids.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @davebutton: Awww.

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    @GentleMan1111
    I appreciate your post.

  • I too appreciate a good forking joke. Please no knifing, starter husband is a big enough pain in my 🍑 already 😂😂😂

  • Wait, this kind of forking?

  • @davebutton that is actually a really lovely position.

  • [Deleted User]piscescuddles (deleted user)

    I need spoon therapy always

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    "Knifing" could be when you lay flat on your backs, side-by-side, arms pressed stiffly against your sides, like you're two reserved strangers who don't know how you ended up trapped in the longest section of the cutlery drawer together. It's the most conservative cuddle!

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    @squeakytoy LOL. You continue to arouse my funny bone.

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    @woodRN. I am with you on the forking point.

  • Ever notice the most popular cuddle position and the least cuddle position are named after kitchen utensils ?
    Most popular is the spoon
    Least popular is the ladle

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    Hmm, I wonder what the spatula would look like.
    BTW I was stealing kitchen utensils last night trying not to get caught.
    It was a whisk I was willing to take.

  • @squeakytoy I've knifed with someone, according to your definition. It was awkward.

  • That’s pretty much all my cuddle sessions, although it isn’t always spooning. Sometimes it’s other positions.

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