What would you write for captions 1 and 2?
Caption 1 @littermate, where can you be?
Caption 2 Really, another boner thread?
Caption 1: My date with that girl went great! I gave her a spontaneous hug as soon as I saw her to show her how friendly I am. She didn't hug me back but I'm sure she enjoyed it because who doesn't enjoy hugs?
I forgot to use deodorant but she didn't say anything so I'm sure she didn't mind. Anyway, I just showered yesterday, so I'm sure it's fine. I only did a little yardwork since then. I also went to the gym that morning but I didn't smell anything and the sweat stains on my t-shirt had lots of time to dry up by the time I met her so I'm sure she had no idea.
As we hugged I explained to her that Joe Rogan is misunderstood and is actually a really intelligent guy and has some good points but nobody wants to admit it because they're too scared of cancel culture.
After an hour she remembered she had to leave early because she forgot she was meeting a friend. She'd interrupted me while I was sharing my knowledge about Joe Rogan to tell me this, but I didn't point that out because I'm a nice guy. Instead, I helpfully suggested she use Google Calendar in the future so she wouldn't accidentally double book herself again.
I sent her twenty-two texts telling her how much I enjoyed it and making sure she knows I want to meet up with her again. She's going to reply any day now!
Caption 2: WHY DID SHE GHOST ME?!
Caption 1: Noticing the needs of others is important...
Caption 2: especially if you don’t want those you’ve just hugged to literally run away from you.
@squeakytoy
I am so awesome I bet this person would love me to hug them !
But I'm only trying to help you with my awesomeness !!
Caption 1: This could be me, two weeks after vaccination!
Caption 2: Condoms worked for HIV prevention, but you think masks won't for Covid?
@squeakytoy wins my internets today. Hands down.
Cap 2: What do you mean I'm supposed to have five fingers on each hand?
@Mmart Heeheeehee!
This dates the cartoon but:
After the pandemic I can get back to hugs.
And look at my hands! Do my fingers look like I have any toilet paper??
Caption 1: "Maybe I should look for taller women". Caption 2: "What? This Biden guy actually won the election!"
Wow, it lasted a whole day before turning political. Quite an achievement, well done.
