Very happy to report that our own @Healing_Cuddle has had her own two-page spread in Closer magazine. (Actually, you have heard of it - the French edition published those topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge a few years ago. ) I know her very well and she's lovely - one of the best cuddle therapists in London.
The article doesn't seem to appear on the website so here's a picture of the print version. We're not over the moon about the headline but the article overall is very positive.

If it's hard to read try left or right clicking and going from there. The underlying image is perfectly readable.