My Pledge To All The Ladies

[Deleted User]JimPatt (deleted user)
edited February 2022 in General

I pledge to all the ladies, big and small, tiny and tall that you have free reign to cuddle my sleek, toned physique to meet all your snuggling needs. .I pledge to you ladies my boundaries are as strong as my bulging biceps and my parameters as firm as my rock solid glutes. I would not deny a lady no matter her size the right to lean her head on my perky pecs or spoon my muscle infused thighs. Ladies, my gym perfected body is natures gift to you to meet your platonic needs. This is my pledge.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. 😄 And yes I am joking.

Comments

  • Cuddle_RNCuddle_RN

    Pics or it didn't happen 🤣

  • ShaneSchruteShaneSchrute

    I’m happy this is a joke, but in a way it would be much funnier if this was sincere; which would have in a way made me much happier. Punting through the shallow depths of toxic masculinity and righting certain wrongs can be productive. And fun.

  • [Deleted User]JimPatt (deleted user)

    Cuddle Rn- My words are ever so better than my pics! 😄

    Shane MTB- Mark Twain used humor very effectively in addressing the issues of his day. Just a thought.

  • MaxCuddleMaxCuddle

    This whole thread is funny!!

  • ShaneSchruteShaneSchrute

    @JimPatt 100% bruh. :)

  • achetocuddleachetocuddle

    This is hilarious! I appreciate a cuddler with a sense of humor.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    E-gads!!

    sleek, toned physique? ... bulging biceps? ... rock solid glutes? ... perky pecs? ... muscle infused thighs?!!

    eww... 🥴

    So glad I don't identify as "a lady"... I like mine squishy, fuzzy/fluffy and with plenty of real-estate.

    internally &/or externally... 😉

  • OhioMikeOhioMike

    Hey @quixotic_life i resemble your remarks ! 😂😂😂

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    🤣😂🤣

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