Dear Universe, Please arrange the following for me...

quixotic_lifequixotic_life
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I realize these could be considered some lofty asks, but my inner Veruca Salt is stomping her foot!!

I want:
A solid group of locals, chomping at the bit to cuddle with me, who I can call with only a moments notice, to come be super snuggly for the day/night...
The ability to host these beings you're going to match me with...
To wholeheartedly trust them so I can give them each a key and they can take turns letting themselves in, to slide up next to me for the day/night/weekend...
To have my animals mind their own business...
To always feel fresh as the morning dew, with subtle hints of delightful smells and zero breath concerns...
And I want an adequate stash of provisions so I'm forever prepared for their company...

and... I don't care how... I want it now...

!

What are your 'simple' asks??

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  • [Deleted User]DeadGirlWalking (deleted user)
    edited February 2022

    To not slip back under the tide of depression.

    For my dog and my best friend to live as long as I do.

    That's all. If if had those three things I'd be alright.

  • TravismoTravismo

    I’d be quite content with 1 stress-free cuddle per week. Maybe a nice fat check in the mail, too.

  • DaringSprinterDaringSprinter

    Affordable healthcare.

    I can't adequately convey to you how much I want to be able to walk into a hospital or a doctor's office or something and say, "Hi. I've been in various sorts of pain my whole life. I suspect multiple things are broken or failing. What can you do about that?" and walk out fixed up and not in horrible, unrepayable debt. I want that so much.

    I want it almost as much as I want my partner to have all the insulin his body's not making for exactly what it would cost him if his body made it properly.

    ...And as long as we're wishing for impossible things, I'd also like a place to live that I never need to worry I might lose: a nice place, warm in winter and cool in summer, with room in it for everything (and everyone) I value.

    Shared immortality would also be nice.

  • CallaLillyCallaLilly

    For me right now, it would be for some answers concerning my health. That would be at the top of the list!
    Also, meeting new and great people.

  • [Deleted User]cuddlebear4U48 (deleted user)

    The universe can't hear you, but God can.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    @cuddlebear988 ~ Doubtful. Very doubtful. If there were a god they certainly wouldn't have time for my first world needy ass whinings. And if they did, I'd kick 'em to the curb for attending to such nonsense when there are far more pressing matters in the world.

  • [Deleted User]DeadGirlWalking (deleted user)

    @cuddlebear4U48 can your God also hear the cries of the innocent civilians being murdered in Ukraine right now?

  • [Deleted User]cuddlebear4U48 (deleted user)
    edited February 2022

    Comment redacted. Please refrain from preaching. - Babichev

  • HogboblinZweiHogboblinZwei
    edited February 2022

    @cuddlebear4U48

    Thanks for the sermon!

    Comment redacted. Please . . . - Babichev

  • DaringSprinterDaringSprinter
    edited February 2022

    Comment redacted. Please, let’s try to turn the heat down. - Babichev

  • Cessna_guyCessna_guy

    @cuddlebear4U48 is correct, even if you disagree.

  • BabichevBabichev

    I would respectfully request everyone reread The Rules and also the last comment by @Sideon. Thank you.
    https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/forum/discussion/2999/forum-rules-your-moderators#latest

  • UCpaaHVg6u0UCpaaHVg6u0

    The thread about wishing is about as useless as they come. On the other hand, real possibilities and learning how to make stuff happen, is truly limitless over the course of history. I think that's worth meditating on.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    Wowza! Sorry folks. Didn't realize a thing would happen with this one. I took a break for a shower (because the universe refuses to just do me a solid and grant my 5th...) then came back to a mess of redactions and warnings... sigh... 🙇‍♀️

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    @Cessna_guy ~ No.

  • DaringSprinterDaringSprinter

    @UCpaaHVg6u0: Well, laying out what you want is a good first step on the way to making stuff happen... even if you never get everything you wanted.

    For instance, though I implied that affordable healthcare is impossible, I think we all know it's not. (Especially those in countries that already have it.) Certainly I can't put the systems in place on my own, but—maybe I can get a ticket to another country someday.

    It's worth putting into words, anyway.

    @quixotic_life: You're fine. You're not the one preaching the gospel of constant surveillance and the natural correctness of human subjugation to people already traumatized by it, after all!

  • HogboblinZweiHogboblinZwei
    edited February 2022

    It's cool that there's zero repercussions for proselytizing. I mean, you get your comment redacted, but what does that matter when you've got the creator of the universe on your side?

    The forum rules state: thou shalt not proselytize. There are repercussions, whether you see them directly or not. Similar to faith, which is a personal thing, and not subject to anyone's mockery. It's as unique as one's eye color or fingerprint. [-Sid]

    @cuddlebear4U48 Not one more personal attack. Not even one, @HogboblinZwei . [-Sid]

    Personally, I think this should be treated with the same severity as someone who posted a picture of their genitals. But that's just me.

  • JoyfulHeartJoyfulHeart

    Thinking about wishes IS useful, IMHO, because sometimes they lead to dreams, and then to plans, and then to results.

    Even when that doesn't happen, it's positive mental exercise.

  • cuddles_ndreamcuddles_ndream
    edited February 2022

    My simple asks (that may not be so simple)

    • Financial freedom (this doesn’t mean rich or wealthy), to me this means enough where I would never have to set an alarm clock ⏰ ever again, I’m in control of my own time 🕰, not someone else, & I’m able to do what I want when I want without the burden of “what does it cost”., and I’m able to make the people I love soooo much & mean the world to me very comfortable 🌎.

    • Perfect weather, I’ve never been a fan of too hot 🥵 or too cold 🥶…it would be a dream to live in a place where its no hotter than 75 degrees & no colder than 65 degrees all year long with a rain season 🌧, I hear such places exist in parts of Nepal / Costa Rica / Portugal / & Ecuador … as well as San diego (is anyone here from San Diego that can confirm this? 🤷🏻‍♂️)

    • A brand new modern - classic condo (smh @ me lol but I like both styles) 🏠 / 2 bedrooms / 1 & a half baths / brick walls / granite counter tops / stainless steel appliances / parts of the place cherry wood floors - other parts marble / a professional pool table / a bar (why? I don’t know, I only drink beer lol) not a big place at all, I prefer compact & cozy / 2 parking spots with level 1 charging / & maybe an extra room so I can convert it into a cat paradise & have 2 cats loving life there 🐈‍⬛ 🐱 … Or a boxable which I’m still very much considering minus all the specifications above, just nice & simple.

    We can always dream right 🌌

  • DaringSprinterDaringSprinter
    edited February 2022

    @HogboblinZwei:

    Well, I don't know about that. A picture of a human's private parts is a sexual thing—having an unwanted crotch thrust at you is a kind of threat, saying that the person doing the thrusting doesn't care what you want, they intend to give this to you in one form or another.

    While thrusting your faith at people and insisting that if those people don't take what you're giving (and happily) then they'll suffer unimaginable torment for ever and ever and they'll deserve it... no, that's not entirely comparable, is it?

  • JohnR1972JohnR1972

    1) Finding the right questions to contemplate during my upcoming solo trip to the AZ desert. As one of my doctoral professors taught me years ago, “it is better to have unanswered questions than unquestioned answers.”

    2) Continued physical and emotional healing. I have come a long way in the past year but I still have a long way to go.

  • HogboblinZweiHogboblinZwei
    edited February 2022

    @DaringSprinter

    But the dude posting a picture of his genitals on the forum isn't going to show up at your place and flash you again—or anything else.

    The dude preaching about Jeebus, and how not loving Jeebus will get you an eternity of punishment, doesn't result in anything happening either. But I should think that the threat of everlasting agony is slightly more worrisome. Especially if one has experienced trauma associated with religion.

    I mean, both make you want to wash your eyes out with bleach, but one of these things has more staying power, ya know?

    Neither scenario will end well. But neither will mocking anyone for their faith. [-Sid]

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    @JohnR1972 ~ What a great idea!
    And I love that saying. It reminds me of my mom who used to say that and had "Question Authority" and "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!" on her bumper. 🥲

  • SideonSideon

    Collective reminder. Get on topic. Stay on topic. Your specific religious faith (or lack of ) is not on topic.

    From the Forum Rules & Your Moderators

    Topics to avoid: religion/religious/proselytizing, politics, MMM schemes, as these topics encourage flame wars.

    @cuddlebear4U48 , @Cessna_guy , @DaringSprinter , and @HogboblinZwei .

    I'm adding a formal warning. The next infraction goes to banishment.

    Give it a rest and behave. I'm traveling this week and I am going to be trigger-happy. Fair warning.

  • SideonSideon

    Reopening. All ya'll had best behave.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    @JoyfulHeart ~ 🤗
    @Sideon ~ 🥰

  • blisscuddlesblisscuddles

    @quixotic_life Hope you find your wishes come true ..maybe even a sliver of it at a time.

  • InsaneZaneInsaneZane

    I'm a simple man, I just want the power to destroy my enemies with my mind. And some pizza.

    Seriously though, my wish would be to finally nail down, and attain, exactly what it is my nervous system needs to be happy, including cuddling or the like. And some pizza.

  • [Deleted User]rhorho1234 (deleted user)
    edited February 2022

    Finish my student loans, support and guide my sibling in higher studies, help my parents in travelling the world, nice job in a big company but no after-hours work at all

  • GallowglassGallowglass

    I've a safe, loving, space if you're ever in Minnesota. Sending warm fuzzies. Peace

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