I recently read an article about uber drivers providing hilarious "ride menus" for their passengers. I was laughing thinking you could do this with cuddles and provide serious and some really funny options like...
Straight-up Cuddle: You hold me and I hold you and we platonically touch (non-bikini areas) and talk or listen to music or watch tv/movies.
Stand-up Cuddle: I tell you funny jokes and hilarious stories from my past. Topics can include that one time I gave CPR to a duck and worst first dates.
Awkward Exit Cuddle: Immediately at the end of our cuddle session or probably 5 minutes too early, I will abruptly stop cuddling, gather my things, give you the peace sign and exit swiftly.
Therapy Cuddle: Got something on your mind? Tell me everything. We can cry and laugh together. I'm all ears!
Criticism Cuddle: After our cuddle session or during it, you tell me everything you hated about it. I will take it like a champ and apologize. Please tell me all of your criticisms especially if you dislike my perfume or my hair or my shorts.
Scavenger hunt Cuddle: You are randomly vague with location and time for our cuddle. I will attempt to figure out all the details like a super sleuth and arrive on time and prepared regardless.
Newbie Cuddle: You tell me how nervous you are prior to the Cuddle via messages and then in person...I will reassure you as many times as it takes and help you relax.
Endless Texter Non-Cuddle: You ask for a cuddle session and then never actually schedule one but hit up my messages daily. I will be polite and kind anyway.
Creepy Cuddle: I will hold you, not move, and look at you in creepy ways from time to time.
Silent Cuddle: Don't feel like talking? No problem. I can be quiet too. Let's just hold each other.
Got other ideas? Comment below!