That's me, I'm that kind of guy. I just want to make sure that everyone feels loved and safe. I can either come to you, or you can visit and get three times the value by getting to cuddle with me and to adorable little lap puppies.
That is quite a stash you have there.
Yes, I would totally want cuddles with a Dad-like person that makes me feel loved and safe.
Oh man, can you chug beer and occasionally smack me in the head while Fox News plays in the background? It would be like being a child again.
Wait a second..."Only cuddles women".
I see. I guess you don't want everyone to feel safe and loved after all. Nevermind!
Daddy?
Moving to cuddle requests.