Keepem coming! Thanks pple. My dark warlords and warladies and war individuals and gd pacificists jk.
The data’s got a dark sense of humor too.. albeit skewed..
😅🤣😂
I’m out.
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheel chair. Guess who came crawling back?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
A lady says to her husband "I wish I had bigger boobs". The husband replies " Take some toilet paper and rub it all over your boobs". "Look what it did for your a**".
And now we know who hasn’t read the rest of the thread and is posting a joke redundantly
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
*snare cymbal!
I went fishing for the first time. I learnt that fish can breakdance. Only for 1-2 minutes, but still.
Hitler wasn’t completely evil. He did kill Hitler after all.
Hmm, I hate when that redundancy happens.
Yes they do. True story: I have a friend who recently underwent double amputation below the knee. After he got his prosthetics, I told him they did a great job simulating his original height. But I think he is still 2 feet short. He laughed.
Who has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
@Btown Hmm, I hate when that redundancy happens.
@Btown @cylee1180 Hmm, I hate when that redundancy happens.
@cylee1180 @achetocuddle lol
@Btown READ THE THREAD!!!
Or else. hope you're having a good day lol
@Eduardobel lol 😂 😂😂
Lol ikr I was like “this literally defeats the purpose of an airpod” xD
@Maverick07 Funny and food for thought. Interesting.
@Maverick07: Ooh, ouch! That's a good one.
I was crossing the street when I heard a scream behind me. I spun around and saw my ex getting run over by a bus. "Wow!" I thought, "that could have been me!" Then I remembered I don't know how to drive a bus.
I was crossing the street when I heard a scream behind me. I spun around and saw my ex getting run over by a bus.
"Wow!" I thought, "that could have been me!"
Then I remembered I don't know how to drive a bus.
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