My inner frat boy: nooooice. Fist pump explosion!
Here's a good joke. When I read the title of this discussion, I wasn't wearing my glasses. I read BAD Jokes, not DAD Jokes. Well, I posted some bad jokes that are decidedly not dad jokes. Sorry 'bout that
That's kind of it's own dad joke!
The venn diagram of dad vs bad jokes have quite the intersection!
@GreatHornedOwl LOL! I wasn't wearing my reading specs one time when I was on the forum and I called @pmvines dog a kitty! Ha ha ha
@cylee1180 Touche. LOL.
@achetocuddle https://tenor.com/view/owen-wilson-gif-3704101
@achetocuddle I once forgot my specs and called a pro an enthusiast! Oops!
Why do chicken coops have two doors? If they had four they would be chicken sedans.
@Btown Snare cymbal!
A man walked into a bar.
Ow!
I went to the library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said " screw off you won't bring it back".
@Btown I think this one is more on the dark humor side! Lol. I'm gonna flag it and enter my safe room for 12 hours. Lol
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So they can Scandinavian.
I have two unwritten rules
RULES 1. 2.
Yesss
I am trying to win the lottery so I can pay a psychiatrist to cure me of my gambling addiction.
Apologies if I've posted this elsewhere, but it cracks me up:
What's it called when a dinosaur births twins?
A pair-o-dactyl
Oo..that one made me saur! Lol
Pff... So I keep forgetting how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals... I M LI VI D
Also, what's the best cloud for meteorologists to study? Cumulonimbus. They're very en-lightning.
Why are there so many rules against running through campsites? You can't run past tense.
What's the difference between Apples and Pears? You can have a pair of apples, but not an apple of pears.
Touche.
What do you call a beaten up Batman?
Bruised Wayne.
Dang, that joke is the Bane of my existence!
Y’all want to hear a joke about ghosts?….
That’s the spirit!
Lol. I want to pull my khakis , Jean shorts, or semi baggy jeans a bit higher for that one. Lol. Drag my slippers a little louder on the floor. Lol
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? Bye, son!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting--- Moooo!
What's a rabbit's favorite music? hip hop.
Oldie but goodie
What do you call a gay dinosaur
Megasorearse (I'm gay myself before anyone moans!)
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