The most recent:
"I hope you stay single for a long time so we can keep cuddling."
I was like wth 😆. It's like a compliment but also a curse. 🤣
'Your hair smells amazing. It's making me hungry'
"I didn't know older men could cuddle so well"
"Do you want to try on these tap dancing shoes I have in my bag?"
I could wear your skin.
Calm down there Buffalo Bill.
When I sleep I sound like a goblin speaking broken Hebrew while sucking helium out of a balloon . Was accurate.
Weirdest thing I've prob said to someone else in recent past was that I am in love with their hair, and wouid like to ask for their hairs hand in marriage so we can start a family of amazing hair babies
“You have some handsome sons, are they adopted ?”
“If you wake up I’ll make you breakfast.”
"Too bad you have a GF, I think you'd be great for my Mother"
@MxSmith 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Top 3 winners in my experience
1) “Your skin is so soft….” *continually rubbing my arm and they proceeded to say this several times throughout the session.
2) “You have gangly fingers” 3) “Have you ever been pregnant?”
@simsaddict
“Your skin is so soft….”
I get this too. It may seem strange as a dude, but I actually have something called EDS which results in "soft, velvety skin that is highly stretchy (elastic)". https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/ehlers-danlos-syndrome
I can grab my skin and stretch it, it's pretty weird.
@MxSmith did you try on the shoes?
@MxSmith @simsaddict #4 and @Rezz thise are wild!
@MCcuddles2 I did not. The vibe was heading towards foot fetish territory. Besides, I have my own tap shoes
I had one dude ask via message if he could put his finger in my bellybutton.
I decided not to meet him in person.
@Cuddle_RN 🤣 Sounds like a wise choice! @Rezz Just whoa 😳 @simsaddict That’s on you for having such soft skin 🤷♀️
@Cuddle_RN 😂😂😂😂 I hate that happened to you but it did crack me up reading. I’m so sorry!
Now I wish someone said something strange to me while we cuddled.
My favorites include:
1.) “The mattress is missing because all of our mattresses are in the living room for a private event happening next week.”
2.) “There is too much of the patriarchy in this song!” (It was instrumental.)
3.) (not really any one thing; she angrily complained at length about a roommate making too much noise when they knew we were cuddling. But her anger and complaining interrupted our session much more than the roommate. )
@Cuddle_RN I once met a guy online who had a bellybutton fetish. He also had a fantasy about shooting a woman in the bellybutton. 😐 RUN!
~ Sunset Snuggles
Recently, tonight when someone greeted me with “Hey babe ❤️❤️❤️“ And attempted to talk their way out of my attitude about being called a term of endearment from a rando stranger
Not everyone appreciates pet names
"Don't marry, or date someone till I die" "I'm here just to stare at your eyes"
@RaveHeart 🤣🤣🤣 stay with this, it will happen 🤪
@simsaddict, glad it made you laugh, I'm adding it to my act 😂 Also, I read something recently that pointed out that when they open with calling you something other than your name, they're objectifying you. That's why it doesn't sit well. Made sense to me. None of my successful cuddlers have ever tried it.
This is annoying me. There was a particularly bizarre thing said once, and I can't remember what it was. It wasn't bad -- just... baffling?
Sigh. Ponder, ponder, ponder...
@RaveHeart Trust me, you do not
The only crazy thing said to me but it was only in a text message he said "do I need to bring a condom" so that was a easy block but I should of reported him and got him banned. What is wrong with people! 😡
Her, rubbing my hands: "Wow! Your hands are SO soft! That would feel great!" Me: 🤨🤨🤔🤔 "Do you like SciFi? I love it!"
when he opened the door, he said wow, you are tiny then asked me if i wanted a sandwich 😂😂
@cutiedawn That is funny. How was the sandwich? Must have been a nervous response because a sandwich wouldn't make you bigger.
@Btown I didnt accept, I just said really and laughed...He said judging from my pics he thought I had a little more meat on my bones...he wasnt mean/rude about it, we laughed...