What do you call a chicken who serves alcohol? A bar tender.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
The fake chicken was denied entry to the bar..
It wasn’t a legal tender.
Egg-xactly!
Geology rocks.
Didn't read them all - forgive me if this is a repeat...
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court, Odor in the court!!"
@dontremember ... a chicken tender, lol
Why do doctors stay calm during an emergency? They’ve got a lot of patients.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
Why was the egg late for school? He didn't study for the eggs-am.
If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat, don’t open it!!
It’s Spam
Did you hear the one about butter? Nevermind, I probably shouldn’t spread it…
😂 I love dad jokes
Love all this silliness...
Oooo...
I ran out of toilet paper so I started using lettuce. Today is the top of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
I'm trying to think of a good response, but I'm sad I'll never ketchup with you...
Guess I'll have to mustard up the curr-age,otherwise I'm toast!
Just be careful you don't wind up in the Mayo clinic.
An oldie:
Q: What is the difference between a tornado and a West Virginia divorce?
A: None. Either way someone is losing a mobile home.
I always loved that divorce joke. Robin Williams used to slide that one in during his stand-up routine.
@Btown If you're upset, then we'll have to break bread.
@cylee1180 MMMM, bread!
@achetocuddle We're pure breads!
@cylee1180 Lol. I really miss the brain I had in my 40s. If I were still that age and there were no restrictions here, y'all would be laughing til you could not stay in your chair. I know cause I used to watch people do that all the time. I could have taken my act on the road then. Lol.
@Btown Your humor is one of the things keeping me going lately. Don't stop please! Lol.
@achetocuddle You keep us on our toes here!
I just can't stop telling jokes about airports. My doctor says it is terminal.
What has four wheels and also flies?
A garbage truck.
Hehe 😜
Has anyone here ever heard the joke about the communist fish? well I guess it's not so much a joke as it is a
Red Herring
My friend recently got run over by a bus. I guess he was really tired.