@FunCartel if you said 6 foot I'd have to call you a liar
@pmvines I am always understated.
My gramps told me a long time ago to never waste a boner. Not exactly sure what he meant by that.
I saw this thread and wondered.... What's up?
Boner Thread Etiquette Tip #3:
Never ask someone to do you a solid.
@GrayMatter If you don't know what's up, just feel it out, you'll get there.
@stormydaycuddle Just playin' it safe, but you asked for it...edited back in! 😈🤗
~ Sunset Snuggles
Is this thread actually growing?!
@lonelytauros It's at 4 right now but if you keep doing what you're doing at a steady pace, I'm sure it can make it to the ideal 6.
@SunsetSnuggles lol 😂
W...what did I walk into?
@RaveHeart Just turn around.
...The soap fell on the floor, would you mind? 🧼
@SunsetSnuggles you're amazing 😄
not going to lie, this has bothered me a lot while trying to cuddle when my body just won't chill out. like I can not be in that mindset at all, and my body just thinks it's funny to make it awkward. dumb hormones
@RaveHeart
@emotionalsponge It's out of your control, not your fault. What you control is what you do about it, that's what matters. 😊
Last holiday season I was invited to an older couples holiday meal. When I arrived there was a stocking on the mantle, mistletoe on the bedroom door and a turkey on the table. They showed me around and said you may find a theme of what we like in this house. In the living room here were more people, and on the wall was a basket hanging full of nuts. They said we love our walnuts. In the den there was a vast library and a comfy chair next to a chest, which held a basket full of nuts. They said we love our chestnuts. At the dining room table the guest host of the dinner had an odd chin. I said they must love chinnuts. They all laughed and said chinnuts arent real they just have a turkey bone in their mouth.... RIP Dolemite
Dem bones, Dem bones...Dem high bones!😜
I believe this song belongs in this thread
Seems like this thread is focused on men’s physical reactions. But what about women? What’s the equivalent? Separate thread perhaps needed.
Sheesh! This is just getting longer as time goes by. How big can it possibly get?!?
Be careful people or there could be an uprising.
Is this too far?
I love how long this thread has lasted. With only two negative comments out of nearly a hundred. ☺️☺️☺️☺️
This thread is definitely going the distance!
This thread has lasted a long time, definitely more than four hours. I think we'd all better consult a physician.
Don't go running for help, let's just ride it out
@Lisa123 you will notice I wound up ignoring my own advice. 😂😂😂😂 glad you’re back.
I guess this thread can be considered a resurrection.
I've said it before, but I'm gonna dump this bit of info in for the guys that still don't know: If you want to get rid of your erection, tighten your leg muscles for 10 seconds. Blood will flow to your legs instead. This will cause you to go flacid (temporarily, thank goodness).
These things tend to pop up every Spring…