(Shamelessly taken from a certain show last night)
Did you know diarrhea’s hereditary? It runs in your jeans.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
@Charlie_Bear i came to see if anyone posted it from the show 😂😂😂
@DaveTheBrit Please explain the joke
My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.
I don't have dad jokes, I just have dad material. I can whip out something corny at will in any given situation to make my kids and their friends eyes roll every time.
@Nina_Mitchell haha I just had to 😅
A friend told me they were writing a paper the next day. I responded with 'You can wax eloquent on the subject of q-tips.'
I laughed a few minutes later when I caught it.
I just found out that I am colorblind. The diagnosis came straight out of the purple.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a lot of screen shots.
Womp womp
R.I.P boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you call a pile of kittens. Meow-tain
You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute
@Lisa123 those ARE some complex carbohydrates?!
@Halfnuggie I'll be sharing the 1st 2 with my kids next time they ask me for a Dad joke. 😉
@TNNative @OhioMike I'm totally stealing some of these!
The guy that coined the term one hit wonder is not very well known. Sadly it was the only popular phrase he ever came up with.
@Lisa123 Happy Monday! Thanks for keeping this thread going.
Q: How much does a rainbow weigh?
A: I'm not sure exactly, but they're pretty light.
The Delai Lama walks into a sandwich shop and asks for a sandwich. The sandwich maker asks what he would like. The Delai Lama replies, "Make me one with everything" 🤣
Somebody stole my Microsoft office. Whoever you are, I will find you. You have my word.
Two of my friends went out to get pretzels, one of them got a salted!
My girlfriend left me because of my awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry...I'll return.
I ordered duck for dinner last night at a fancy restaurant. The bill was huge.
My printer started playing music last night. Turns out the paper was jamming.
omg, bless this thread! i am a slut for puns and dad jokes. now, excuse me while i go read through every page.
I was abducted by mimes. They did unspeakable things
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
At Tooth Hurty
Why don't Grizzly Bears like slippers? Because they like having bear (bare) feet
The joke is lost when it is typed out...