What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril.
I learned that joke in 4th grade and still use it today. (sadly)
Gimme some jokes! ^_^
What did the bee say to its hive? Honey I'm home.
Ashley original made that up when I was 8. lol
^^ Stealing that.
You wanna hear a joke? Karma :P
@chococuddles copyrighted! its mine! lol
@o0ashley Oops! I meant I'd like to license it from you and give you 15% of every chuckle I get.
sweeeeeeeet
What's a pirate's favorite letter? RRrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ow.
lol!
A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: To get to the other side? A: No, to get to the idiot's house. Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: The chicken. B: ...
Atom 1: I just lost an electron! Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, went to sleep in their tent. Holmes wakes up deep at night, wakes Watson and says, "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is ? What can you deduce from it ?"
"Well, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny."
"No Watson, it's simpler than that. It just means that somebody has stolen our tent."
My favorites are Chuck Norris facts: 1. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died. 2. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone. 3. Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, there is only another fist. 4. Chuck Norris can speak braille. 5. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes. 6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. He holds air hostage. 7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. 8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. 10. Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a chicken.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam
Because it was too chicken.
I just posted that one like two posts ago.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.
+) Knock knock
-) Who's there?
+) Double
+) Double who
-) Double you
I'll show myself out of here... At least, I made it up myself.