Why do couples go to the gym?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
I went to the doctor and he told me my DNA was backwards. I said AND...
.I ordered a book that teaches how to avoid online scams. Its been a month and I still havent received it.
You know why the skeleton didn't like rollercoasters? It didn't have the stomach for it.
New intern watching major surgical procedure, "I can't watch anymore!". Head surgeon, "Oh well, suture self...".
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
You know when a joke is a dad joke? You should know. It's a parent.
Why couldn't the teenage girl solve the math equation? She couldn't even.
Mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says, "we don't serve your kind." Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a FUN-GI." 🤣😂