One liners and opinions

pmvinespmvines
edited June 2023 in General

People are sometimes pretty neat.

People say they like jazz but do they?

Meatloaf is just hamburger jello.

I like to eat tomatoes and corn .

The cold weather makes my eyes dry .

Prince was a musician .

What does dialoge mean ?

Cheese makes my feet stink .

Oprah is a real person .

Cuddling is allowed on this site .

Sometimes when at home I wear pants.

Man, or astro man ?

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  • cuddlefaerycuddlefaery

    Headaches suck - why did we evolve with pain in our heads, the place where pain originates? It's stupid.

    I wish people would stop treating other humans like unpaid Alexa/Siri/Google Assistant - look up your own damn answers.

    When was the last time a random stranger made you cry with gratitude?

    Time zones are weird. Like, it's 10pm here but I'm talking to someone in the future. The fuuuuuuuture. Creepy.

    🎶 If I could turn back time, if I could find a way...🎶

    Ok, I could so see this turning into an ADHD thread.....

  • IronicMaidenIronicMaiden

    The path to success is paved with failure.

    An empty room is full of potential.

    Is moonshine made in the still of the night?

    I know a typo when I see one, and I'm looking at one right nwo.

    I once made a limerick with one line

  • [Deleted User]CharlesInWI (deleted user)

    Cheese is simply a milk loaf.

  • JoyfulHeartJoyfulHeart

    @Unscented_Lemon

    There once was a man from Peru
    Whose limericks stopped at line two.

  • warm_embracewarm_embrace
    edited June 2023

    I respectfully disagree with everything that’s been said here.

  • HollydollhugsHollydollhugs

    I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

    I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

    Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

    I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.

  • IronicMaidenIronicMaiden

    @JoyfulHeart That man from Peru should get together with a lady named Drew. I think they'd make a nice couplet.

  • GrayMatterGrayMatter

    There once was a man from Peru,
    Together with a lady called Drew,
    Their friends came to cuddle,
    They made a big puddle.
    Calling it cuddle puddle too.

  • GrayMatterGrayMatter

    CudPudCrew?

  • TxTomTxTom

    I have a large, hard-cover version of A Christmas Carol that I accidentally dropped on my foot. It hurt like the dickens!

  • warm_embracewarm_embrace
    edited June 2023

    @warm_embrace - I can’t believe you said such a stupid thing you nincompoop!

  • warm_embracewarm_embrace

    @warm_embrace Dont you dare call me stupid!

  • warm_embracewarm_embrace

    @warm_embrace I didn’t call you stupid, I said you said a stupid thing. I called you a nincompoop!

  • warm_embracewarm_embrace

    @warm_embrace You amuse me! Lol

  • MotorbabyMotorbaby

    @warm_embrace You are my kind of people...if I liked people.

  • warm_embracewarm_embrace

    @Motorbaby Stay away from him! He’s trouble!!!

  • IronicMaidenIronicMaiden

    @GrayMatter Bravo! :joy:

  • pmvinespmvines

    The odor of wet dog is upon me

  • Snickerdoodle17Snickerdoodle17

    How can you be...
    ...Awfully good

    ...Bittersweet

    ...Alone together

    ...Seriously funny

    Is it possible to climb down?

    Can a person grow smaller?

    Once I was part of a small crowd.

  • pmvinespmvines

    I know I'm not everyone's favorite person but at rhe end of the day I just want to feel loved

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life
    edited June 2023

    @pmvines ~ "loved" past and present? Because you're both by many already... 💖

    aading
    Hopefully you feel that, no matter the point in your day(s). 🫂

  • CharlieBearCharlieBear Mod

    Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards.

  • Mike403Mike403

    racecar is racecar spelled backwards.

  • pmvinespmvines
    edited June 2023

    Satan and Santa have the same letters, both wear red, and you never see them together. Hmmmm

  • cudbud64cudbud64

    TACOCAT

  • CharlieBearCharlieBear Mod
    edited June 2023

    @cudbud64

    @pmvines

    @Mike403

    @Charlie_Bear



  • Mike403Mike403

    I dreamed I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted.

  • [Deleted User]WriterGF (deleted user)

    I'm pushing 60. That's enough exercise for me.

  • Lisa123Lisa123

    @WriterGF start saying level instead. I've reached level 45 sounds better than I'm 45 years old 😆

  • pmvinespmvines

    I'm an asshole . No punchline there , just facts.

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