@lonelytauros LOL!
The last time I said a dark joke in a public forum, I got banned for a week. Haha
@reifuaoiu I will never tell a dark joke here, I will only laugh and lightheartedly comment on them. ha ha
@OhioMike LOL. And I must have both! (food and dark humor)
Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?
Waitress: (slaps me across the face) The men I please are none of your business.
As he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection. "Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog" the vet said.
my kind of thread...
@Mike403 Yeah I'm an assburger my self I have crippling autism!
Is it really "crippling" if all it does is make you a savant at solving puzzles and gives you a medical justification for not working?
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Sounds more like a superpower to me.
oh and let's not forget: ASS!
Yeah they like massages
So 3 guys are interviewing for the CIA and the CIA put their wives in a room. They give the guys a gun and say if they want to become part of the CIA they need to kill their wife. So the first guy goes in and walks right back out saying he couldn’t do it because he loves his wife too much. The second guy walks into the room and the same thing happens, he walks out saying he didn’t have the heart to do that to his wife. So the third guy grabs the gun and walks into the room. You hear two gunshots and something breaking. The guy walks out and says, “someone put blanks in the gun so I had to use a chair.”
Almost Any Ronald Reagen Joke but how about this one? "Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
hear about the guy who had 5 penises?
His pants fit like a glove.
So I heard... "Islands in the stream," the duet sung by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, was written by Barry Gibb and was about Dolly Parton in a bathtub.
This thread really clears up a few things. Good to know...