I have a microwave fireplace. I can sit down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes.
--Steven Wright
I'm such a ditz. I dialed my phone number into the microwave.
Ha ha, I've tried to open the manual gate at my parent's house with my garage door opener, Lol.
I tried to mute my fan with the TV remote.
I hit 1 1 1 and try to stop it at 90. Kind of like putting 20 in the tank back in the day.
I'm not real particular on the numbers I punch in as long as it's cooked.
But I never, never let that damn beep sound.
I don't care if I have to sprint across the room and yank the door open.
No beep ever.
If I could find a way to silence it permanently I would.
@TxTom I believe it tells you not to use the popcorn button because then you will trust the microwave with it, instead of listening for the popping to end, as the instructions say, and therefore possibly burn it. But, I agree with @Mike403 and sometimes walk in the wild side of life and use it while at other peoples homes, but I do still try to listen to it. At my own home I use an air popper.