New job 2024!!!

edited December 2023 in General

I have decided to become a professional rock climber in 2024 exclusively taking people rock climbing for a hourly fee.

I have no experience, I am extremely afraid of heights, but I enjoy making people happy who want to experience rock climbing.

I took into account some people may book a climb with me which is great! Just know these disclaimers
1. A deposit or payment before the climb
2. I may be on my phone most of the climb but still expect payment
3. I will need payment for traveling to the site we will climb
4. I may take a nap during the climb
5. I expect a great review
6. Once the climb is done I will probably disappear like a leprechaun
7. I may ask that we do a virtual rock climb so I know who you are as a rock climber. For a fee of course.
8. If you have anything you need to know and you called or text with questions that's a fee.
9. Although I really am not an outdoors person, I really do not like rocks and once again very much afraid of heights, im still the best rock climber you can ever be around. For a a fee of course.

Im even thinking about going through the phone book (?) and cold calling people to sell my business.

I think we should meet somewhere in public and have a few drinks before climbing so we can tell if we vibe, also for my safety and yours!

Only serious climbers please. This is my livelihood!
All studies show rock climbing is a good way to release adrenaline and appreciate the beauty of the earth.

  1. Should I get the new job?!?!?8 votes
    1. Hell Naw
      12.50%
    2. Hell Yaaaaassssss
      25.00%
    3. Maybe......Hell....why not.... Let me get back to you on that!
      12.50%
    4. Wait...I thought this was clickbait for a recipe on making Toaster Chops... Goshhh!
      50.00%

Comments

  • OMG! Can you really cook steak in the toaster!!? You're not just trying to get me to set my kitchen on fire or something are you 🤔🤨

  • Before I can decide if I want to hire you as my rock climbing professional, please send more pics of your steaks.

  • Oh! Good idea! More pics of the steaks pretty please 🤤🤤 Preferably cooked rare 😍

  • edited December 2023

    Im....excuse me... You're buying 20 steaks and 8 toasters, and a really long extension cord.. I would love to have you cook steak before, during our after the rock climb!

  • @ScroogeMcducky 🤣🤣🤣 you did have me laughing out loud, literally

  • No thanks, I prefer to hire one of the many rock climber instructors that are amazing at what they do.

  • Ill be here at the Cuddle Comfort Lounge Toaster Steak House and Grille every year on 12/30 to have a few laughs with a few close forum posters..... Most of whom are just here for the steaks and probably not even smiling..... But thank you for purchasing the rock climbing 12 month package!!!

  • Locking thread as it is not-so-subtly unnecessarily against pros. Please read profiles and do your own due diligence when screening someone you are looking to meet in person and report questionable behavior.

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